Don't Argue with your children!

<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="float: left; line-height: 80px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px;font-family:times;font-size:100px;color:red;" >A</span><span style="font-size:130%;">Little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.<br />The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small....<br /><br /><center><div style="border: 1px solid red; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-size: 100%; font-family: trebuchet ms; width: 300px; height: 300px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; text-align: center;"><img height="250" src="http://www.sayfair.com/Picture%20Images/Story%20of%20Jonah%20Jumbo%20Board.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="300" />Noah....</div></center><br /><br />The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.<br /><br />The little girl said, <span style="font-style: italic;">"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".</span><br /><br />The teacher asked, <span style="font-style: italic;">"What if Jonah went to <a href="http://www.wisben.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=608">hell</a>?"</span><br /><br />The little girl replied, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Then you ask him".</span><br /><br />=================================================================================================<br /><br />The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"</span><br /><br />A small voice at the back of the room rang out, <span style="font-style: italic;">"And there's the teacher. She's dead."</span><br /></span></div><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p>

Don't Argue with your children!

A Little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because ...

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