ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

<div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="250" src="http://askcheyb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/romantic-book.jpg" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<br /> A woman has the last word in any argument.<br /> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /> <br /> COMPREHENSION<br /> There are 2 times when <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">a man</a> doesn't understand <a href="http://mamatmimit.blogspot.com/">a woman</a>--before marriage and after marriage. ....<br /> <br /> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS<br /> Smart man + smart woman = romance<br /> Smart man + dumb woman = affair<br /> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<br /> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /> <br /> OFFICE ARITHMETIC<br /> Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br /> Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br /> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br /> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<br /> <br /> SHOPPING MATH<br /> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br /> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<br /> <br /> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<br /> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br /> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br /> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /> <br /> HAPPINESS<br /> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br /> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<br /> <br /> MEMORY<br /> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.<br /> <br /> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<br /> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br /> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</div>

ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman--before marriage and after marriage. .... ROMANC… Read more »

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