Beetween math,history & logic

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: "times"; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">T</span>wo rednecks, Bill and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.<br /> <br /> Bill goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.<br /> "What's logic?" asked Bill .<br /> The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"<br /> "I sure do," answered Bill.<br /> "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard."replied the professor....<br /> "That's real good." Bill responded in awe.<br /> The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me<br /> that since you have a yard, you also have a house."<br /> <br /></div> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 366px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcZcQtXrq4ZeM_1TKgdRvUqIfzT_yPyoDDG82gIvoDjqusgAOs" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />three queers....</div> </center> <br /> <br /> Impressed, Bill shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"<br /> "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."<br /> "Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bill is obviously catching on.)<br /> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.<br /> "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class.<br /> <br /> Bill , proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.<br /> "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.<br /> "Math, history, and logic," replies Bill .<br /> "What in tarnation is logic?"<br /> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"<br /> "No."<br /> "You're queer, ain't you?" <br /> <br /> <center> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="320" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jrQwgNxnvS0" width="540"></iframe> </center>

Beetween math,history & logic

T wo rednecks, Bill and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. ...

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