Shit Smoker.....

<a href="http://www.theamericanjerk.com/smoker1-2000.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.theamericanjerk.com/smoker1-2000.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 200px;" /></a><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 130%; font-weight: bold;">I am Peter 'Stuyvesant'.<br /><br /><br />I have two friends, 'Benson and Hedges'.<br /><br /><br />I came from the city of 'Marlboro'.<br /><br /><br />In the 'Salem' high country.....<br /><br /><br /><br />I always carry a 'Mild Seven'.<br /><br /><br />I rode on a 'White Horse'.<br /><br /><br />Going to 'Kingsway' in 'Kent'.<br /><br /><br />It was 'Lucky Strike' I fell in love.<br /><br /><br />With the daughter of 'Master Duke'<br /><br /><br />Her name was 'YSL'.<br /><br /><br />We got married by 'Perillys', the priest.<br /><br /><br />We checked in at the house of 'Dunhill'.<br /><br /><br />And booked into room number '555'.<br /><br /><br />I laid her on the bed made of 'Gold Leaf'.<br /><br /><br />I played with her two 'Matterhorns'.<br /><br /><br />When I poked in my 'Rothmans King Size'<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.blightyblog.co.uk/archives/smoker.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.blightyblog.co.uk/archives/smoker.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 200px;" /></a><br /><br /><br />She cried in delight, "You are a 'Rough Rider'!!!"<br /><br /><br />You are riding like a mad 'Camel'.<br /><br /><br />When I asked her if she is satisfied,<br /><br /><br />She answered, "I want 'More'!!!"</span>

Shit Smoker.....

I am Peter 'Stuyvesant'. I have two friends, 'Benson and Hedges'. I came from the city of 'Marlboro'. In the 'S...

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