Crazy Singaporean !

<br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 242px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img src="http://w1.nst.com.my/polopoly_fs/1.34542.1326989866!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_454/image.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Ah beng....chronologically</div> </center> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">W</span>hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?<br /> Because below 18 not allowed Lah !<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.<br /> Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "Yes !"<br /> Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> <br /> Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a <a href="http://lowongankarir.blogspot.com/">job</a>.<br /> He supplied the information for the columns on Name,<br /> Age, Address etc.<br /> Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected" He is not<br /> sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.<br /> Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."<br /> Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"<br /> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo<br /> flask.<br /> Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."<br /> Boss : "What does it do ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Boss : "What do you have in it !?"<br /> Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always<br /> compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because<br /> he thinks his picture is being taken.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Why can't Ah Beng dial 911 ?<br /> Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.<br /> When he encountered some problems.<br /> He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.<br /> Soon after, he became very irritated and called the<br /> computer retailer for support.<br /> Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah but it's<br /> been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me lah ?!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.<br /> The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and<br /> he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring<br /> Lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I<br /> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear Lah"<br /> "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But<br /> ... what happened to the other ear ?"<br /> Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back lah !!!!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.<br /> Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE<br /> BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"<br /> Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."<br /> Ah Beng : "THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on<br /> for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the<br /> finished puzzle to a friend.<br /> "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.<br /> "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.<br /> "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT<br /> IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells<br /> the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE",<br /> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".<br /> The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"<br /> Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">MARRIED</a> Lah"</div>

Crazy Singaporean !

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Ah beng....chronologically                    Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ? Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! ***** Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !" Ah Be… Read more »

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