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<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">R</span>OMANCE MATHEMATICS<br />Smart <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">man</a> + smart <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">woman</a> = romance<br />Smart man + <a href="http://mimitmamat.blogspot.com/">dumb woman</a> = affair<br /><a href="http://alonesutanto.blogspot.com/">Dumb man</a> + smart woman = marriage<br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /><br />OFFICE ARITHMETIC<br />Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br />Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br />Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br />Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime....</div> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 225px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="200" src="http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/mathematics/tree.gif" style="border: 10px solid purple;" width="250" />MAthematics....</div> </center><br /> .<br /> SHOPPING MATH<br /> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br /> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<br /> <br /> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<br /> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br /> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br /> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /> <br /> HAPPINESS<br /> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br /> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand<br /> her at all.<br /> <br /> LONGEVITY<br /> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more<br /> willing to die.<br /> <br /> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<br /> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br /> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<br /> <br /> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<br /> A woman has the last word in any argument.<br /> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /> <br /> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:<br /> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,<br /> telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to<br /> them at funerals<br /> <br />

MATHEMATICS WORLD....

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