10 Husbands

<div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/proxy/AVvXsEjOJ8-2Id2D38a1NMaoS2O9fRiSi6LCw9wN7Eg5zYBuXd4bW6-ptX6C0klXSACODIvMSVGg7SbHhAZv82j5IGoyQ_7X8ZQUyZnq700_umKxPW544OpaVXTU6ipg_f-ol6abSEKALNT3scY=" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="text-align: justify;">The Husbands....</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Ayoung man married a <a href="http://girlunited.blogspot.com/">beautiful woman</a> who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin....</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married tentimes?</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative;</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> But now that I've<a href="http://wisbenbae.blogspot.com/2006/05/mathematics-world.html"> married</a> you, I'm so excited!"</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> "You're a<a href="http://shippingina.blogspot.com/2006_03_12_shippingina_archive.html"> Freight Forwarder</a>. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <!-- Blogger automated replacement: "https://images-blogger-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwibiti.com%2Fimages%2Fhpmain%2F810%2F142810.jpg&container=blogger&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image%2F*" with "https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/proxy/AVvXsEjOJ8-2Id2D38a1NMaoS2O9fRiSi6LCw9wN7Eg5zYBuXd4bW6-ptX6C0klXSACODIvMSVGg7SbHhAZv82j5IGoyQ_7X8ZQUyZnq700_umKxPW544OpaVXTU6ipg_f-ol6abSEKALNT3scY=" -->

10 Husbands

The Husbands.... Ayoung man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her...

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