STATUS-STATUS FACEBOOK PALING KOCLOK

<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHEJofhl4bPYrptkWub_8nqOO2TzKf68_ZO23O7BeUPlnzpPCINhxUQx9Uxwx4vA81JkjT2D3sHOq5Tlu29ubPORV229DF6skTNoBnGwboZLr24qmEltzjHTos0lLRGL3wfvg7/s400/bahasa+alien.png" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Rob: Penemuan aneh hari ini. Jika kamu mengetikkan kata di facebook (di komen, status, dll) yang kebetulan sama dengan passwordmu, maka setelah kamu mengklik share, facebook secara otomatis akan mengubahnya menjadi asteriks (tanda bintang) untuk melindungi keamananmu. Izinkan aku mendemonstrasikannya. Passwordku adalah *********<br /> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6lLvmPUpVeqU_LHrWLNICF2_YXBcBfP0q3NS5Dp2j57cJmCAHqK3Ew_t5euwTyNbCO5yTsfC5jihTVpAzpSd_vOStOc5cv8OKCJRQabGxAyMGy21t748smM6-bkaIzj8sTpRp/s1600-h/a97269_s12.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="285" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgReFzKVk5puQdryKGh4NaMxpZixb-aBpJZmB_kL1_9Fo11uT7l67w7L3Gwt0cEHKd5lanBSRWzzBNgnPauPeacyTXFWc4Zw1wBjZzU0UK3Oqb2y0YkZe2IUdicX76ZAiOi_MMqkQ/?imgmax=800" width="400" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Liesl: **********</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Liesl: Aneh, ini berhasil!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jeremy: megaman3</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Heather: iheartbieber</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Sandi: passwordku adalah 76trombones</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jeremy: Aku sangat membencimu sekarang</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7pAHuNDhJw1lbq_XS0_CQAx_Ta_7WdIrDAu3hGV9KBYH35qcg9eKm5zPNztyAnECFJLhH2FzgYgd4WVLf7Z3m-KvM8Nv2Mb2BpTu4lk2-DtrY44cuPJ3gd8i-goxaPwyL363inw/s1600-h/a97269_s51.jpg"><img border="0" height="272" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiquhfGw5LOAOJZHOLwZ6zI0Z13qmYdD2YWA8vcUZf0hIxai-BTsZFBh7moE9yJpLwAq43uhqeMMCidr2fkKGodLT2_cXXOtPK4CXU6E0-RkBMcRqpabzbTeL4uch8IsSlCvWVzpw/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status: Hei ****** (sensor) Terimakasih telah mengirimiku pesan inbox. Tadi malam benar2 menakjubkan dan aku merasa luar biasa. Bahkan SUAMIKU saja nggak akan bisa memberikan yang kuinginkan seperti tadi malam. Aku sangat gembira kau bisa membuatku merasa muda kembali.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Komen berikutnya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA INI KAN HARUSNYA DI INBOX!!! GIMANA CARA DELETE-NYA?????</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7zEvESwykt-eLf369M3oooqLcSpef-j90u5qzEECJLxfTXy4H2vVmHeuyl4rpjPl3_FycU8OJ14hALlHUi5qZ90Oz50zxrct1toPXVHWhJ-NMRS-WMlhIUnxoumE7np5Eqgg8IQ/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-dad1.jpg"><img border="0" height="497" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDZS9doVKXRzz8HH20tWgxy8A54gc9Q2m76_CKax2n_DeOoObN-TcHRofyXAR7TzBQuGpppyxNwwT6TCJTn_TJ74A-LB64QqHXIJcvE44Dd9ArajqTNibRPQAyLeorJn5P3LZbnA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> David (bokap): Dimana membeli kaserol ayam</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Stephen (anak): Pah, ini facebook, bukan google. Coba lagi</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> David (bokap): Dimana membeli kaserol ayam</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Stephen: Ayah, bukan ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> David (bokap): Dimana membeli kaserol ayam</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Stephen: WTF ayah serius????</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> David (bokap): Dimana membeli kaserol ayam</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Stephen (akhirnya nyerah): Fiesta Mart, 8310 Kirby Drive</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFYb8jRzw0fBad1OuBvE3bumdi20Tw0zXngQ03ecTShncb7BLSQW8andZFpwF6Mnmw1xdlEtLQ8oV5p6odW9dmx78bhAjbJZbpV0GYWmd9RNzEkKZcFDEJ_N9PjZEYq9UnbE05/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-girl2.jpg"><img border="0" height="598" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4mAQMfHBXND9znFq4_VBvqZvmoGWei1PSvfQ4UvxUDIF1XJ8aI8XSONJuQeLfdGxuklWIgkTDENS4YjEVI2atIlPeUp6QD0pz3X35eszDiNJsR4Tyge8n3AukJz9sDQNHk2zoqg/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Seorang cowok salah ngetik, harusnya google malah masuk ke status facebook</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status: Bagaimana cara untuk mengetahui seorang cewek suka padaku</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ekspresi teman2 cewek: hihihihihihihihihihi ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ekspresi teman2 cowok: Dasar nggak laku ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSrkK49I_LvrKwlwJ8vJMfxfodEUkBeQQzHQY3_lWOkOkogGDl2BZi-emUbrhayHb_HN7IYjKsJDR8qO7zAGWd4JEc975ukvCAnU4ImMk1_0_0HX-th7MuhbvyoU73R78_NS7ikA/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-hot-pocke.jpg"><img border="0" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4hghARCy9nNsOhvcB858uk3r5F8TKXX5WDjCsIBzXtIpJ20nNvUVTkSf-6T31PhEapnHM9Xhl20JzuadmppzJF3Hfwt_M4ftQLngBGnO1KCc7y9s1u7zDVNmSHHSXTdECKscgww/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Larry: Ooooowh, hampir aja gue jatuhin hamburger keju gue di toilet …</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status berikutnya: Apakah hamburger yang abis jatuh ke toilet bisa dimakan?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Oooops … itu tadi harusnya masuk google hehehe</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Temen2nya: HOEEEEEK</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmdzd_MHrcsP4-TP794VxwizFbUfudA_hhDGL87axEZQGbzbTim7XwO-_wZum7RtcFtHkfbMQ74bO0xZ3oFWJqW8V6xwby29G7GSxtDkgVku6UKBl1UeUDNtpMWgv7ncpNDjGR/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-maid1.jpg"><img border="0" height="466" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPVYq1Xq8xiccQnfWW-V9TJluZZrXVTp9AdNWbU_WuEO2w1tKb0aWAfyFybcnNRw3FIAb2Wxi0-cKxgnTPb-bunl1hb1LlPd6xa1jGjcutrhgbMxTQCQvf7MAtTGyvLrMCQRIxWw/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jhon (bokap): Ryan, ibumu mau minta maaf karena nggak sengaja memergokimu sedang melakukan “sesuatu yang sangat pribadi” (yup yang itu) di kamarmu. Namun dia mau mengingatkan, kalau mau “begituan”, kamu pakai tisu toilet aja ya, jangan pakai pakaian kotor. Soalnya Rosa pembantu kita mengeluh lagi, dan kita nggak ada waktu buat nyari pembantu baru.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ryan (anak): MASUKNYA KE INBOX YAH! KE INBOX!!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> *telat, sudah ada 2 orang yang nge-like*</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuY9w-ZTqLDrbKomWA6zQdrDLXwFdmkTJXSwFxF-kh3y1mIUSD07lzg2wPUcFphJytSfpMMuTNfraNKKEt4cb54dFqXNV_t6BqB92oXRhdEGDoS_RHHqcj82QqPXhCdrmqpiVX/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-pareena2.png"><img border="0" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjouW_H7pAdyj8_V4BOuOujr52x0aYNVAjlOcWIy9Z1Gu74C1v2jp20k-gI47zxrmSqNhOAni_JEnLH3O9RMjEZA5gok9D8hsktsZATAq0e3WrARbW0QfU9eVIEr0D9UZXrnE2ftw/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Rohan nulis di status: Pareena *harusnya masuk ke kotak pencarian*</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Pareena: Loe nyoba nge-stalk gue???</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Rohan: awkward moment #lagi nyari alesan#</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Charlie: KETANGKAP BASAH</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVuhpCMQClnIfKhLXjekq04SbrCYRM1lHO4jMRb44YlvetnDioS44oXJyq5MzxPCoy93EIEcny5JPfjHwtYb8B9f-_Xb1K7bVkBdpX6fb-J3Z8LC-UTmXNrDlXWvriRJDA5hp-kg/s1600-h/accidental-facebook-status-poop1.jpg"><img border="0" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwP_sgfgylUNICqAG4j9yyj_VgTSRN5PCRDwvvhVaY2d5hVs7gqFb52_lh7cDpkHwguY4etmHbbKxKdGSlRFb21BoLQaw6kP8eiSk3K_vWXCZWzPRjdWtR-WneinFOX4o-zybVbA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status: Kenapa pup gue warnanya hijau</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> *salah masukin juga kayaknya*</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjROplHGFTOWNQ6jnxupIeTyWs9bMMfKRGn2BrNA4lZu3Hqo1fwGrOubwKyVHVG2nXzSnowtcnbd-5vutn2ERmPoS1uoEBa_urhY4-HG2FczwRvXQ_RoKG6x8ziOJ2FQDMApngfuw/s1600-h/accidental-status-update-toilet2.jpg"><img border="0" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEEpMKOcMIsIg-WQYBXyNokJA-KX7-WfmMO7FNvjX8VvG-6yRaj9gTXZoAVbByXnJsO-nXHct1cn-uZsV3AeQamDTe4SYUCZlrNlmPVAdWBbcFVidLahGJR5shYjWVqh6ywmbccA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Phil: PETER! Gue ada di kamar mandi atas dan tisu toiletnya abis. Bisa loe bawain ke atas, plis?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Peter: Hmm…apa ini harusnya masuk ke inbox? Oke bentar, gue datang</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ekspresi temen2 cowok: So gay …</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ekspresi temen2 cewek: langsung ngeklik “like”</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPVSy0T6muubTF97pZuNyivWhT9uGgPOr770eHKESZHUNntUBEVcO4Zwxn2USPNEzPemKhgmKEC0FDxtbT8wjktOnhYvCvVHRsI6abH_29Wqic5eit3_igt94trZqYk68Bb62v/s1600-h/Aunt-or-Uncle11.jpg"><img border="0" height="449" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzj-N5-DVkmOJMb6g-LcN3-pmmZxycIYdqjXGxNZB11Gb-S4DfthOmaDyAult22b6LJbOPyq2EFZSWv3Vrosc55AIghLU9Tb4tDPQMxA0X-iPqLEVPB4hHgVeACscqI0Xe8691/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jenn: Gue excited bangeeeeet … besok Ben dan Sal (kakaknya) akan punya bayi … Kira2 gue bakal jadi oom apa tante ya?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Temen2nya: ?????????</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jenn: OMG! Gue bakal jadi oom … Ben dan Sal punya anak laki2!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Temen2nya: WTF … tante geblek ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKHOHcxekqANGNtc_-XdDiy0BKm4w13DrVunEyPTLnahxHVWvBF5o0dlMlgvylDXbYKK9Aw_H3ZOVLsPQ-rnQboqtYDt8xLAZL4KJcQrTzUA-UK2MYHamPfTKQE84ekrfsOIj9/s1600-h/Facebook11.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIcpXI5qBtRppv0-PMNghcBJ2ZOpMfkaC1QsAg2hV1_DYxreVk8BtH8gH2mjRuLAkSIr5tFFir54roWGBgei4oIGjBpx4t0w8Do-SmJQMp-zE7fmGyqbcQl4DiYf8TkS6lhYJv/?imgmax=800" width="621" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Gue pikir orang2 tuh tolol banget kalo mereka punya account youtube dan yang mereka lakukan cuman upload video ke sana</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ekspresi teman2nya: </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Gue pikir tolol banget kalo orang bikin akun facebook dan menggunakannya buat social networking. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Gue pikir tolol banget kalo orang2 bikin akun email dan menggunakannya buat ngirim email ke orang. Bego banget men! </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Bagaimana dengan orang2 yang bikin akun twitter dan menggunakannya buat nge-tweet kegiatan sehari-hari mereka? Gue nggak tahan ama orang2 tolol itu. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ada juga orang2 yang menggunakan Pandora cuman buat dengerin musik. WTF </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Itu sama tololnya dengan orang yang beli telepon dan memakainya buat nelepon orang </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Yang paling tolol tuh orang yang beli toilet terus dipake buat e’ek …. </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> hastag yang paling cocok buat komen2 ini: #sarkasme#</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglRU5mmkbWdkJCNPqukxt1w8ahd-YZ3rJTEIyI3rm2o_wDwa2tb5HFeqdGL88ATcCLbIhfchI0__UpHhJRIIDOnl_7uwTkFGtpsVVJx3Zmt5MM3DTfaPBFaq7dOIpXPP8xK7sF/s1600-h/facebook-fail-12.jpg"><img border="0" height="407" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg42OG6lpPHsDuaJgUnU_kNc05UVT771dVn4dcxT4v_fgLRqS5c_G5rg23XP_NWZ0mDFEfgZBcypzRZ1gUg1uqXnaH_6koDHjCi9DVSZzxWEYzcSM3oDi-0WPNjdqHEaM8taTwpaA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> OMG! GUE BENCI AMA BOS GUE! Bos gue adalah cowok bencong yang selalu ngasih kerjaan aneh2 ke gue cuman buat gue kesal! DASAR HOMBRENG!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Komen bosnya: Hmmm…pasti kamu lupa ya kamu udah add aku di sini? bla…bla…bla (terlalu sadis buat diterjemahin di sini) tapi intinya BESOK KAMU NGGAK USAH DATANG LAGI KE KANTOR!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKEZ2EQkX-6LpFQOemxv0WPr1Zc3RZoJyVKTbe0gDRTIxcdfc6CYB7LWWXwCKezJMT_iq7o7sreRGZi3nVunIeVSDzsZiVw4TaPNhqwyoHQS601b3BQVV604DmKD3n54fgTP6M0A/s1600-h/Lock-em-up1.jpg"><img border="0" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw4Z2Px488-4cu7_Vw2CcDKMEBYnYMQ9XBsn4Vy7UzmhCp3F_ZAtAX2UxVnu1z0vOrdM4WXHKp13zW2a3FeUI9sbnxsD4yTGl0mpGVByTT_Bf6zSs2xY8tvIdDMZRtVgqKO1FUNw/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Emily: Mau cari tahu siapa teman sejatimu? Mengacaulah dan lihat siapa yang masih mendukungmu.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Zach: Mau tahu siapa teman sejatimu yang sebenarnya? Kunci istrimu dan anjingmu di dalam bagasi mobil selama 2 jam. Ketika kamu membukanya, lihat siapa di antara mereka yang benar2 bahagia melihatmu.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoPMQLOcOlpT0do0IOzZSeHpSV2Q8qfCtIXdt8GdERuDAK_x-OiskamrQXcZ3QRPTkzdoqmWwPWTHaW-LHJhJ6uV16emqeld7LzYpQLTzGsaVsY-edm5k1BpBbaqFTcoIsP118zA/s1600-h/Math-Skills2.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkL-I4wKmxsYqSltMu0NEaUUyfajw9E1Q-7bIbrB2FvbwzpBwYUigCfyu4q8z0BsJCSOwWLMhauETLvvzzeXITo67h3c0Wu43bXDTXUDWrsZo6rEQp-K0O9P90ewFxrWh_ez_3eQ/?imgmax=800" width="479" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Berapa sih 30 dibagi 2?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> 15</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Gimana sih cara ngitungnya?? Gue dari tadi ngitung nggak ketemu2 terus gue ngasal jawabannya 15,5 … ternyata hampir ya ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> WTF??? LOE NGGAK TAU CARANYA NGITUNG 30 DIBAGI DUA????</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Susaaaah … 30 kan angka ganjil ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> GANJIL???????</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> #Gue bener2 berharap yang bikin status ini anak playgroup#</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilsI_QjS9n60_0fDawz5gRf0uzXhkKWOET75W9Kl6WEvUkEN_ucZi77b4SSXF_fGdO6dxMDjAPVzuROZ14vjephCGTwcjcRMY_oKmgjegJvKSgXCsrr6ciU626aaYjO26oI8O9sg/s1600-h/Paternity-Test11.png"><img border="0" height="529" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-zEzLS9Y9m2GN0mlzJD-IHxJPvvltoWYUgucSZTWlKVrsMr77UzFnqCGLPPy7gFAvF5BQdkhIbtObm5Edhm_l9XtGPZQSXiaAhHv1k3VkHB_TnVCYZVyeVQtvuYq-wMpMbV75/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Martha: Bayiku yang kuberi nama Aiden baru saja lahir pada 4.20 pagi dengan selamat. Aku bakal post pic-nya sesegera mungkin!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Angelique: Wah selamat!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Victoria: Selamat ya ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Richard: Selamat!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Cassandra: Selamat</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jacob: bagus ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Lela: Selamat, Martha</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Krystalina: Selamat!!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Martha: Terima kasih semuanya! Sekarang tinggal melakukan tes DNA buat mencari tahu siapa ayahnya :D</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Teman2nya: GUBRAAAAAAAK!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgde7uOYVGxi82A_4K9tMSYAC6uk9kDvqCx0DOkg4FLeltTi4sOufr2JkhE_45AH-jF1uV_wQwoD283tOw69zRMhOpXZuqpr11Xf2BLXBbxDmGGi4oZwLQhcKiB5WPAb19LbMa40g/s1600-h/water-fight1.jpg"><img border="0" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyWwLpQB1b93jOzKuLAxwu_-q3Zb_dUbgYpcqCh3Bg7Z5wTv9bV93LouBlLXQlaLgaspUhKKjEct-8z_FCUmGBdnSCmxAR_mmZ2C0waHx6isIgtVbHOV_LFTaS6i03GYq2cc0P/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Anaka2 di seberang jalan nantangin gue buat perang lempar2an air. Update status terbaru gue: lagi menunggu air dalam ketel mendidih lol *sadis*</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicPibij318c5ZB3KWJU2j3Nj5WmpphT9edoJT1N9ox0whZ7upzCKF2sRMI1ILIPOi5_n4POL6IgUtxKWU0vdj6d9Gs_ShIjpm8tjDTWwWFXrys-OgC5PKFGK_MxREFgQxfQnSndQ/s1600-h/WTF-MOM3.jpg"><img border="0" height="351" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju8zuxabwDWzEi8AGau_c-Z7t2j8ToB1fcidWZz3r_Epn6idQBvuvltKKk3EPZIpynVKOCjfaYA6xwhsorTP_WU2cUwlim8oCFEtkMFbXlmaYw9D7C_fYNCJ9JqoA_pfKS5v0f/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> #ini adalah salah satu alasan kenapa sebaiknya kita nggak bikinin nyokap kita akun facebook. atau kalaupun sudah ada sebaiknya jangan dimasukin ke list friend kita#</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Lisa,</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Aku sedih mendengar kau dan Bryce anakku putus. Aku tahu Bryce tergila-gila padamu. Jika kamu tidak mau lagi berhubungan dengannya tidak apa2, tapi dia nggak bobo bareng dengan DeDe!!! Kamu bisa menanyakannya sendiri padanya. Kamu kelihatannya seperti wanita cerdas namun sayang sekali kamu lebih percaya pada gosip2 nggak jelas itu. Well, aku hanya bersikap protektif terhadap anakku dan oh ya, aku juga sudah membawanya ke dokter dan Bryce sama sekali nggak mengidap penyakit sifilis….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Bryce: WTF!!! MAMAH APA-APAAN!!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ7GIQPHYmBzR-m0_Z0kfNih3htkuhrflK0UdSEYkEW2-fkgyQ9FZ_xXdpaeQCOVqaify52Z1_77Kw9QjiBLxnAAUurj3-HTPFQpwOBEHgQd1AUFcV2hACD5EeuT442B3vaXxp/s1600-h/facebook-dummies-335.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjShs6TTfgpib_pRVyFr4_BEpZma5E9lJ1r9Um3uGpo9iuJJxGei_12aMym9h8baFERX3Rgm5GtXSsxE5CvtImCQByiOCOS7Ge8A2VIQHgWKRfxhvynA8Pfdt4Ru7Llp_08bnZYrg/?imgmax=800" width="539" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Whitney: Tolongin gue bikinin tugas dong guys. Disuruh buat makalah nih soal meteor XO</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jon: yang gue tau cuman cerita tentang meteor besar di tahun 1998</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Whitney: Hah? Yang mana? Kok gue nggak pernah denger?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Jon: Ceritanya gini. Di tahun 1998 ada sebuah meteor seukuran Texas menuju ke bumi. Pemerintah panik karena mereka hanya punya 18 hari sebelum meteor itu menabrak bumi. Akhirnya mengirim sebuah tim khusus yang terdiri dari para pengebor minyak bumi profesional untuk mengebor asteroid itu dan menanamkan bom nuklir di dalamnya untuk meledakkannya.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Whitney: Wow...keren banget!!! Makasih bantuannya, gue fix bakal nulis kejadian itu di makalah gue.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Trey: Jon, loe lupa nyebutin kalo Aerosmith menulis lagu tentang kejadian itu ...</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Whitney: Sempurna, kelar dah tugas gue XOXO</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> #gue yakin inilah ekspresi guru IPA-nya pas baca makalah ini: “NGAPAEEEEEEN DIA MASUKIN SKENARIO FILM “ARMAGGEDON” KE DALAM TUGAS SEKOLAAAAAH???”</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6G0aOfDuyauWRBAetsY0qq8Epb1cGHfmaaJoRBduHuIsSKllW4agsaNv46Ujblum6icoyFB_QxMXQ1o86jbfwtaqO3YfHSHb5FI2RuTGdNfxbaWjbCNtwmXOdFviQa0yQIg_3/s1600-h/facebook-dummies-95.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim8DZpssw51p2DyDkQWQ0u6UCpyx2NUj-kZQ83cD9nA65VPrwoDTV7xpMTSQLcgS2YA8On4XmenobWwG1wNoM5l1z4DyzFYWsHu5fT3p9gu5j8KQz20DeZGGf_AgNuOX9NvjNyeQ/?imgmax=800" width="460" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Kita lagi ada di PARIS!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR57mc8_djSwOZyWJdjgZHyk8H5q2pqrbf0-xIvdeKuCQXK8D6oTTsBCw9ctqj0f0Hk7uqDQ7NYSFhR7BfBNO6ttpjv4eyAn4OGljotO2NxLvu8sMXFsQv4PXOh6_c7zeDzTHrng/s1600-h/facebook-dummies-134.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUNBxZ3x7w06L151OUexAH8W1r2D0GIAgxdj_0y-yXxjuyyc4nFEvghdqlJcsyhC-kuRQyP_eHXktfqagoK8wVeATrQ9JFvaoo77Mz0iY_YntiK3pUit2kUKwQEG0duGrx0THoDA/?imgmax=800" width="632" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Komentar tolol: Bro, itu piramid ya?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3OWbqnA-jsop2dhc0Stc3_qcW8wnFVUHrNTVmm1WEjRQL5U2TS9xpXfEuEqo4_D4DtkTxo46qF21jaxmcatdPmEQpXJztLHPb02QjXvLoJ78XjJYNcG0a5nt5YioJIIf6O_u6qQ/s1600-h/facebook-dummies-144.jpg"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRgcJCZk-iqQcGEXyIqPThXJ4jZZQH_E1V1oN8j1k8g2mDgKicDdTFqCmFzKjB1XkYj9E0VnFsycJNxoxzfSYqgq2ACMvn7iZ3D6aU9xrJXSgr_Sj9JFNKl5rBtY7u8iich83RRQ/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Ini adalah minggu Harry Porter guys! Kalo loe emang fans berat Harry Potter, ubah pic profilmu menjadi karakter favorit kalian!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> #ironis#</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsXo84t1b3e66OwpIiPZkqJj-ToQjp92Jk0RvTtnfpvXZvQA_QoMyUt_c1E_qNnEEEbj3j4NCkG8_3D8XE8tPBA3qfXB8F6yocnTxfPj6DLQMV0fMMtVYLXTt-S2YxybWotx5l/s1600-h/1---Copy3.jpg"><img border="0" height="127" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTaypsQtAMcWUBm-aA6cTHhGOyfLOctnOAEuFG7XXtUyYEFmZolBy2CCNOx6mJ8o9u4cmrjTzjmfP2nXIQG6Ot3wZizVPLbr56Ws3RZ5yZcGi-kU2oANXzTd4lg1ZDVLGwNdUjLA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status yang dibuat pada 1 Januari 2014: Gue nggak percaya bumi sudah berumur 2014 tahun! Selamat ulang tahun bumi!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9NoUT2lZk_iLps-YOXd2za-QcfMqFKa0k8AJTWdC4F-tfg9EI0xqtK81JGXDjEr3jvzHpwCUDGE2H3NPlKsfNi99PNgoDi8iaYluRPucGToP3W_evRbXhJFx9mqK8gC0ggfQ5dw/s1600-h/facebook-fails-103.jpg"><img border="0" height="399" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz9saEPpOd-m772Mgs4j6DjzbPz7QJBLuBsuNYBuZLvQ0lBAQfs1ijS2vrG9MgEzdf6N8fEpNs0T4r2cIsBph2kqx0-WdX8_pc4R-RWTPDTz-9xNhGhc64v_xYokxBAyQnowGfVA/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Miranda: Gue kesel banget ama orang2 yang update status cuman buat ngeluh kalo mereka jomblo!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Austin capture status Miranda beberapa hari lalu: “Huaaaaa semua orang punya pacar kecuali aku!!!!”</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZP-REnabSyGon6eGcub6bLV6nItulTC3_dfJ6ArlQSBztUcnemuVEaU3eqPhyAjKkp7YNMpt-GywqfHOlpKoCTYTLmm_3M3WNj4AOg3-plI6HUgMLqvV-QUVly-B4cLXSyNCT7g/s1600-h/facebook-fails-113.jpg"><img border="0" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBa5Gd4itlmL6UQdnnOdSGpNcAi5SnBjBd_AIo6xDaAOVqNGGzf8CymIf6lwTNwhMTSlMhMw7ampbUSQw62pk1PmAJjHxWNsUy0zTYQ63Z1vAE8ESVM3vNPb4zN_QNF__vT6tu/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Steph: Ada yg bilang kalo kamu bisa membayar barang2 yang kamu beli di internet dengan menaruh kartu kreditmu di slot CD. Apa itu benar?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Phillip: Emang bener, coba aja!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Steph: Serius???</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Steph (beberapa menit kemudian): Emmmm … kok ada suara aneh?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwj3KLXNwpYTf1hX5cwubGJ6jKXezsVXkRZBoVMXAUnxwwqGGhgYpQstiR9enBkZeZ8nNqIqQtlCKE4SEfJQbZYkVrcs8IoqrQHY_8TiBNz7FM5bYzRFs3AdzFoaObgXi_o711/s1600-h/facebook-fails-233.jpg"><img border="0" height="399" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXGPcKNDUBHBdQHYqy4ymjw3iyoJMSLV_UhYpqn187GktDsm7TcD0THF6z4UmYU5o8jQmihm99KPtFp_8foCxq2MYyCLr2_AI8b_ieF5MhLwaPDEEKAsPKzhtlTN_347g-x9ta/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Gue bukan taksi! Jika kamu mau menumpang, gue mau bayaran!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Comment: Eeeeeng … bukannya itu artinya kamu taksi?</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCe4mbLlyOKF0okY6nR5LNwZVIY47LqMrC8PtKB3NoCDbzHxzrq98rUgwF2m4BeCa7UPShQGXFCdfwEjTvlW5APhqqlSrTCNbNBSTuQm-zhyphenhyphenZiC_eJCZJuA0ShEVQao-ZtXPK3NQ/s1600-h/facebook-fails-223.jpg"><img border="0" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGs4g2CmH-ESTQN6rum0mdOaaMKry8qRNXUnZKVqo-cNsdxsoZnNxCLd7y19sGpr2mINM6BSbY31zfQdjSqLlmvscyZG7C64vDRnCBtW5yFwuZiKC0X-KPt0jLaAUfIFwqKHdr/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Status: Tolong gue mencari artikel tentang kemalasan generasi anak muda sekarang. Please banget!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Comment: Hmmm … kuharap kau melihat ironi dari semua ini ….</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKWD2GwJltK2PGHtLMTkofli96vb5g0F1kSjITHSW51ocbeBrQcoCz-TQc3ufuigIGDrJMrK8DsZMyT-bGnuAaqiGArdzlVeEy4NBsNWJry98t5_ANuE_dypOToyGuuw1Q1KSf/s1600-h/facebook-fails-283.jpg"><img border="0" height="583" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvagUCYBOOc2rum1N0aTKoWw-G_x0gjle-8hhy4vQZhHVhNxNLFoY__R7uskB0dECXMvwEqIfO3xdYsc3vFNwebfy_crwGW4-db1gaoRBuwXdfoEwYk66JRI6ObH5ix9xNVawHCQ/?imgmax=800" width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Benar2 gila cara alam membuat ini!!!</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> STATUS PALING PARAH DALAM LIST 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Unknown 0 9:53 AM

Rob: Penemuan aneh hari ini. Jika kamu mengetikkan kata di facebook (di komen, status, dll) yang kebetulan sama dengan passwordmu, maka setelah kamu mengklik share, facebook secara otomatis akan mengubahnya menjadi asteriks (tanda bintang) untuk mel… Read more »

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