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Pancasilo....

Buruang Garudo.... T anggal tujuah baleh Mai 1998,diadokan upacaro bandero di Kampuang Nareh Pariaman. Kapala Kampuang kabatulan pai d...

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<div style="text-align: justify;">This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the tribe's medicine man. 
 
 
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?" 
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months". 
 
After nine months the Indian came back to the village.He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief. He said to the Chief: " Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?" 
 
 
 
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer. 
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come". 
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Many moons come....

The Real Warior.... T his is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the cou...

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

. Humor 4:16 PM

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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world." As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." ......... Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God Himself." So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, - "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?" God asks, "What do you mean?" "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days. 6. The rear end wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few." "Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours." </div>

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

henry Ford and His car.... H enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you...

Kerata Basa

. Art, Lifestyle 2:36 PM

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Bapak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman) Batur = embat-embataning tutur Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah Brekat = mak breg diangkat Cangkir = dianggo nyancang pikir Cengkir = kencenging pikir Copet = ngaco karo mepet-mepet Denawa = ngeden hawa (nguja hawa napsu) Desember= gedhe-gedhene sumber Garwa = sigaraning nyawa Gedhang = digeget leh bar madhang Gethuk = yen digeget karo manthuk-manthuk Gerang = segere wis arang Guru = digugu lan ditiru Gusti = bagusing ati Kaji = tekade siji (ngantebi panembahe marang Gusti Allah) Kathok = diangkat sithok-sithok Kodhok = teka-teka ndhodhok Kutang = sikute diutang Krikil = keri ing sikil Kuping = kaku njepiping Kupluk = kaku tur nyempluk Kursi = yen diungkurake banjur isi Ludruk = gulune gela-gelo, sikile gedrag-gedrug Maling = njupuk amale wong sing ora eling Mantu = dieman-eman meksa metu Perawan = yen pepara (lelungan) kudu wayah awan Saru = kasar tur kleru Sekuter = sambi sedheku mlaku banter Sepuh = sabdane ampuh Simah = isining omah Sirah = isining rah Siti = isi bulu bekti Sopir = yen ngaso mampir (ing warung) Sruwal = saru yen nganti uwal Tandur = nata karo mundur Tapa = tatane kaya wong papa Tarub = ditata supaya katon murub (asri) Tayub = ditata supaya katon guyub Tebu = antebing kalbu Tepas = titip napas Tuwa = ngenteni metune nyawa ; untune wia rowa Wanita = wani ing tata Wedang = dianggo gawe kadang Weteng = ruwet tur peteng Ki Brutal Pangupojiwo</div>

Kerata Basa

B apak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman) Batur = embat-embataning tutur Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah B...

Taxi Driver Ballad....

. Humor 8:20 PM

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. he driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window..... For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.</div>

Taxi Driver Ballad....

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. he driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, ...

Hikayat Sopir Taksi

. Humor 2:37 PM

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S etelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi begitu terkejutnya sampai tak sengaja menginjak gas lebih dalam dan hampir saja menabrak mobil lain..... 
 
Akhirnya ia bisa menguasai kemudi dan menghentikan mobilnya di pinggir jalan."Tolong, jangan sekali-sekali melakukan itu lagi," kata sopir taksi dengan wajah pucat dan menahan marah. 
 
"Maaf, saya tidak bermaksud mengejutkan. Saya tidak mengira kalau menyentuh pundak saja bisa begitu mengejutkan Bapak." 
 
"Persoalannya begini, ini hari pertama saya jadi sopir taksi. Bapak juga merupakan penumpang pertama. 
 
"Oh begitu. Terus kok bisa kaget begitu ?" 
 
"Sebelumnya saya adalah sopir mobil jenazah," jelas sopir taksi</div>

Hikayat Sopir Taksi

S etelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi b...

Dasar Perokok

. Humor 6:27 PM

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Alkisah hiduplah seorang puteri cantik PALLMALL namanya dari kerajaan DUNHILL namun sayangnya sang puteri sedang sakit BENTOEL-bentoel sehingga dia malu untuk keluar. Maka sang raja COMMODORE memberi woro-woro untuk menyembuhkan puterinya. Setelah woro-woro di umumkan datanglah seorang pengembara, dia berkata "Hormat Baginda Raja, hamba bernama DJIE SAM SOE, hamba hanyalah seorang pengembara dengan senjata yang orang bilang LUCKY STRIKE tapi hamba tidak datang sendiri Baginda, hamba ditemani sahabat hamba bernama CAPRI yang setia menemani hamba." "Hamba tinggal di GUDANG GARAM, tempat yang jauh dari istana ini dibawah kerajaan MARLBORO country..." sambungnya.... Singkat cerita si pengembara mencoba mengobati sang puteri dengan pengobatan ala DJARUM coklat, "WISMILAK..." ujarnya dan ternyata metode tersebut benar-benar ampuh. Maka bahagialah sang puteri dan raja, untuk menghargai si pengembara sang raja memberi sebuah rumah mewah type BLUE RIBBON di kawasan KANSAS city. Sebuah tempat yang hanya terdapat orang-orang ARDATH yang selalu hidup berfoya-foya, tapi sayang si pengembara menolak pemberian raja. Tolaknya... "Maaf Baginda, hamba tidak bisa menerima pemberian Baginda karena hamba punya PRINSIP untuk selalu membantu siapapun yang membutuhkan pertolongan tanpa pamrih." Ternyata sang raja bisa mengerti maksud DJIE SAM SOE tapi tetap saja Baginda ingin memberikan sebuah penghargaan. Maka berucaplah dia... "Hai... pengembara, aku akan memberimu sebuah bintang STAR MILD sebagai tanda jasamu..." Setelah itu sang raja memberi nasehat... "Memang tak ada manusia yang SAMPOERNA semua hanyalah LONG BEACH belaka yang selalu ingin MORE dari hari ke hari tanpa menghiraukan sesama..." Beberapa hari kemudian setelah kejadian itu si CAPRI berguman pada diri sendiri... "Dasar GENTONG... !!!, wong dikasih rumah mewah seperti MENARA, kok ndak mau... ??? Lantas apa sich maunya dia itu... ??? apa dia mau dikasih SUKUN saja... ??? huh... nggak habis pikir aku... ???"</div>

Dasar Perokok

Alkisah hiduplah seorang puteri cantik PALLMALL namanya dari kerajaan DUNHILL namun sayangnya sang puteri sedang sakit BENTOEL-bentoel seh...

Improvement is started with "I"

. Tombo Ati 2:41 PM

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 Seekor kelinci sedang duduk santai di tepi pantai. Tiba tiba datang seekor rubah jantan besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci itu berkata: "Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci. Yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan ....saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang Rubah jantan merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Sepuluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha rubah dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Sang Kelinci kembali bersantai, sambil memakai kaca mata hitam dan topi pantai. Tiba tiba datang seekor serigala besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci berkata :" Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci, yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang serigala merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Lima belas menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha serigala dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Sang kelinci kembali bersantai, sambil memasang payung pantai dan merebahkan diri diatas pasir. Tiba-tiba datang seekor beruang besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci berkata : "Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci, yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang Beruang merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Tiga puluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha beruang dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Pohon kelapa melambai lambai, lembayung senja sudah tiba, habis sudah waktu bersantai. Sang Kelinci melongok ke dalam lubang kelinci, sambil melambai "Hai, keluar, sudah sore, besok kita teruskan !" Keluarlah seekor harimau dari lubang itu, sangat besar badannya. Sambil menguap Harimau berkata "Kerjasama kita sukses hari ini, kita makan kenyang dan saya tidak perlu berlari mengejar mangsa." NB : Winner selalu berfikir mengenai kerja sama, sementara Looser selalu berfikir bagaimana menjadi tokoh yang paling berjaya. Untuk membentuk ikatan ukhuwah harus ada kerendahan hati dan keikhlasan bekerja sama: (MESKIPUN DENGAN SESEORANG YANG KELIHATANNYA TIDAK LEBIH BAIK DARI KITA ! ) Let's improve our live ... and its begin from "I" as the word first started. </div>

Improvement is started with "I"

S eekor kelinci sedang duduk santai di tepi pantai. Tiba tiba datang seekor rubah jantan besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci itu ...

Shit Smoker.....

. Humor 7:31 PM

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I am Peter 'Stuyvesant'. I have two friends, 'Benson and Hedges'. I came from the city of 'Marlboro'. In the 'Salem' high country..... I always carry a 'Mild Seven'. I rode on a 'White Horse'. Going to 'Kingsway' in 'Kent'. It was 'Lucky Strike' I fell in love. With the daughter of 'Master Duke' Her name was 'YSL'. We got married by 'Perillys', the priest. We checked in at the house of 'Dunhill'. And booked into room number '555'. I laid her on the bed made of 'Gold Leaf'. I played with her two 'Matterhorns'. When I poked in my 'Rothmans King Size' <a href="http://www.blightyblog.co.uk/archives/smoker.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.blightyblog.co.uk/archives/smoker.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 200px;" /></a> She cried in delight, "You are a 'Rough Rider'!!!" You are riding like a mad 'Camel'. When I asked her if she is satisfied, She answered, "I want 'More'!!!"

Shit Smoker.....

I am Peter 'Stuyvesant'. I have two friends, 'Benson and Hedges'. I came from the city of 'Marlboro'. In the 'S...

Dumb Cracker !

. Humor 7:35 PM

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<a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/bush%20Dumb%20decision.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/bush%20Dumb%20decision.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 200px;" /></a>While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.....</div>
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 He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate. "She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair." </div>