Superman story...

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party....
He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.

faster than a speeding bullet....

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear anything?" and Invisible Man replied, "No! But my ass hurts like hell!"