Don't Argue with your children! . 0 Humor 1:40 PM ALittle girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small....Noah....The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".=================================================================================================The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture."Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." Don't Argue with your children! A Little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because ... Read more » Posted by .