10 Husbands . 0 Humor 1:40 PM The Husbands.... Ayoung man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.... "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married tentimes? "Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Freight Forwarder. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" 10 Husbands The Husbands.... Ayoung man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her... Read more » Posted by .