let's go fishing babe....!!
Acouple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish. The wife liked to read.One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and took a nap.
Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat, with all its fishing gear on board, and read her book on the
tranquil lake. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book....
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, Isn't it obvious?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied, "But you do have all the equipment."
Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat, with all its fishing gear on board, and read her book on the
tranquil lake. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book....
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, Isn't it obvious?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied, "But you do have all the equipment."