Falsafah Lima Jari

<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="float: left; line-height: 80px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 5px;font-family:times;font-size:100px;color:red;" >A</span>da si gendut jempol yang selalu berkata baik dan menyanjung.<br />* Ada telunjuk yang suka menunjuk dan memerintah.<br />* Ada si jangkung jari tengah yang sombong dan suka menghasut jari telunjuk.<br />* Ada jari manis yang selalu menjadi teladan, baik, dan sabar sehingga diberi hadiah cincin.<br />* Dan ada kelingking yang lemah dan penurut serta pemaaf (ingatkah anda waktu kecil kalau kita berbaikan dengan musuh kita pasti saling sentuh jari kelingking)....<br /></div><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><center><div style="border: 1px solid red; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-size: 100%; font-family: trebuchet ms; width: 250px; height: 275px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; text-align: center;"><img height="254" src="http://instruct.uwo.ca/health-sciences/222/Lab5/Lab5_Images/Fig6_palm_of_hand.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />C'mon baby....</div></center><br /><br />Dengan perbedaan positif dan negatif yang dimiliki masing-masing jari, mereka bersatu untuk mencapai tujuan (menulis, memegang, menolong anggota tubuh yg lain, melakukan pekerjaan, dll).<br /><br />Pernahkah kita bayangkan bila tangan kita hanya terdiri dari jempol semua? Falsafah ini sederhana namun sangat berarti. Kita diciptakan dengan segala perbedaan yang kita miliki dengan tujuan untuk bersatu, saling menyayangi,saling menolong, saling membantu, saling mengisi, bukan untuk saling menuduh, menunjuk, merusak, dan bahkan membunuh.<br /><br />Sudahkah <a href="http://wisbenbae.blogspot.com/2006/03/valentine-poet.html">kasih sayang </a>anda hari ini bertambah? Semoga bermanfaat.<br /><p></p>

Falsafah Lima Jari

A da si gendut jempol yang selalu berkata baik dan menyanjung. * Ada telunjuk yang suka menunjuk dan memerintah. * Ada si jangkung jari teng...

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<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">T</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">OKAI TANPA BAYANGAN</span><br /> Jenis ini adalah ketika anda merasa ada tokai yang keluar, melihat tokai ketika cebok, tetapi tidak ada tokai di jamban (tempat boker).....<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER BERSIH</span><br /> Jenis ini adalah ketika anda merasa ada tokai yang keluar, melihat tokai di jamban, tetapi tidak ada tokai ketika cebok.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER LENGKET</span><br /> Walaupun setelah anda cebok sekitar lima puluh kali, pantat masih terasa lengket dan belum bersih. Jadi dengan terpaksa anda menyelipkan tissue atau kertas diantara pantat dan celana dalam guna menjaga jangan sampai ada bekas-bekas yang tertinggal.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER COMBO</span><br /> Ini terjadi ketika anda selesai boker. Baru saja keluar dari WC ketika tiba-tiba anda sadari bahwa anda harus boker lagi.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER 'TARIK URAT'</span><br /> Anda harus berusaha dengan keras untuk mengeluarkannya sehingga muka menjadi merah muda dan tak lama jatuh stroke.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER JAGUNG</span><br /> Tokai anda seperti butir-butir jagung. Tak ada lagi penjelasan yang diperlukan.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI 'BATANG KAYU'</span><br /> Tokai ini sangat luar biasa volumenya sehingga anda tak berani untuk menyiramnya tanpa memecah-mecahkannya menjadi potongan- potongan kecil terlebih dahulu dengan sikat kakus.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER "OH, COBA KALO GUA BISA BOKER..."</span><br /> Dimana ketika anda hendak boker, tetapi walau setelah ngeden sekian lamanya, yang dapat anda lakukan adalah duduk / jongkok di atas jamban dengan kaki kram dan kentut saja.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER BASAH</span><br /> Juga dikenal dengan nama 'Pembalasan Sang Tokai'. Ini terjadi ketika tokai keluar dengan sangat cepat dan bertenaga sehingga pantat anda menjadi basah karena terciprat air jamban.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI LIKUID</span><br /> Bahasa kerennya: 'Mencret Abis'. Terjadi dimana cairan berwarna coklat kekuning-kuningan keluar dari pantat anda dengan kadar kekentalan yang bervariasi, muncrat menyebar ke seluruh penjuru jamban, dan dalam waktu yang sama, pantat anda pun terasa panas.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER MASAKAN PADANG</span><br /> Boker dengan kelas tersendiri.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER 'KEMBALI KE ALAM / BACK TO NATURE'</span><br /> Boker jenis ini dapat terjadi dalam berbagai jenis, tetapi pembuangannya selalu dilakukan di dalam hutan, atau di pinggir jalan sambil menggunakan mobil atau pintunya sebagai alat perlindungan diri dari mata-mata jahil.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER BERENCANA</span><br /> Penggunaan obat pencuci perut. Tidak masuk hitungan.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">SHITZOPHERENIA</span><br /> Phobia atau trauma untuk boker - dapat berakibat fatal!<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOM BOKER</span><br /> Boker yang keluar dengan kecepatan yang luar biasa, celana dalam pun belum sempat dilepas ketika anda telah selesai boker.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER SUMBATAN</span><br /> Tokai jenis ini begitu besarnya sehingga ketika akan disiram, airnya meluap hingga luber, dan membasahi lantai di sekelilingnya. (Agar tidak terulang, saran dalam menangani Boker 'Batang Kayu' hendaknya dipraktikkan)<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER MAMPET</span><br /> Sangat nyeri / perih ketika hendak mengeluarkannya, sedemikian menderitanya sehingga anda sampai pada asumsi bahwa pastilah tokainya keluar menyamping, bukan tegak lurus.</div> <br /> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 213px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 224px;"> <img height="163" src="http://www.doodieman.com/images/stories/classic/mousetrap-craptrap2.gif" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="224" />C'mon baby....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER BESAR</span><br /> Hampir sama dengan Boker 'Batang Kayu' dan Boker Mampet. Bentuk dan ukurannya menyerupai kaleng Coca-Cola. Rongga udara pun terbentuk di lubang yang bersangkutan untuk beberapa waktu lamanya setelah boker.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BEDOL BOKER</span><br /> Tokai yang keluar menyerupai odol, dan terus-menerus keluar. Anda pun mempunyai 2 (dua) pilihan: [a] siram dan kembali melanjutkan pembuangan, atau [b] menghadapi resiko penumpukan tokai yang menggunung hingga akhirnya belepotan di pantat anda yang masih duduk / jongkok di sana tanpa dapat berbuat apa-apa.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER "LAIN KALI MAKAN HARUS DIKUNYAH DULU DEH KAYAKNYA..."</span><br /> Terjadi ketika anda dapat, dengan sangat jelas, melihat sebagian dari makanan yang anda makan sebelumnya (misalnya: daun bayam, kacang polong, dsb), ikut berpartisipasi secara langsung dalam memenuhi tanki tinja.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER POLUSI</span><br /> Kadang kala juga dikenal dengan nama 'Limbah Kimia'. Tentu saja anda tidak menginformasikan yang lain mengenai hawa beracun di WC, melainkan berdiri di samping pintu WC dengan pandangan tak bersalah sambil mengamati reaksi yang lain yang tergopoh-gopoh keluar dari WC, berteriak memaki-maki sambil berusaha menghirup udara segar.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI DEMO</span><br /> Tokai jenis ini begitu luar biasa dalam bentuk atau pun ukuran sehingga anda harus menunjukannya kepada sedikitnya seseorang sebelum menyiramnya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER <a href="http://wisbenbae.blogspot.com/2006/06/romance-comprehension.html">'PEMBALIK GAIRAH'</a></span><br /> Boker ini terlaksanakan setelah menahan sakit perut dalam waktu yang cukup lama, oleh karenanya, membuat diri anda menjadi anda yang dulu lagi (sebelum sakit perut maksudnya).<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER KAGET</span><br /> Rasa ingin boker yang amat sangat yang muncul secara tiba-tiba dimana anda sedang dalam keadaan tidak memadai untuk melakukannya, atau sedang tidak berada dekat fasilitas untuk melakukannya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER KAGET II</span><br /> Rasa ingin boker yang amat sangat yang muncul secara tiba-tiba dimana anda sedang dalam keadaan tidak memadai untuk melakukannya, atau sedang tidak berada dekat fasilitas untuk melakukannya. Setelah berputar-putar beberapa saat lamanya anda berhasil menemukan tempat pembuangan, tetapi, alas, anda tidak ingin boker lagi.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI RADIASI</span><br /> Tokai ini mempunyai aroma yang begitu 'abujubile', menyebabkan setiap orang yang masuk ke WC tersebut dalam jangka waktu 7 (tujuh) jam setelah pembuangan, masih dapat merasakan, atau lebih tepat, mencium efeknya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER 'RAPAT PEMEGANG SAHAM'</span><br /> Disebut juga 'Boker Go Public', yaitu boker yang dilakukan di hadapan orang lain.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER "HMMMAAAKHHHHH!!!!!..."</span><br /> Tokai yang dihasilkan sangat besoar, tak dapat dikeluarkan tanpa bantuan vokal.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI GIN KANG</span><br /> Dikenal dengan karakterisasinya yang mengambang. Tokai jenis ini dikenal selalu kembali mengambang walau setelah beberapa kali disiram.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI 'POWER GLUE'</span><br /> Tokai yang tak dapat lepas. Biasanya diperlukan atraksi menggetarkan pantat atau menaik-turunkan tubuh dengan cepat untuk melepaskannya. Tapi cukup sering penyelesaian satu-satunya adalah dengan melepaskannya menggunakan tissue atau kertas.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI HANTU</span><br /> Muncul di WC secara misterius dan tiada seorang pun yang mau mengaku meletakannya di sana.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER "CILUK-BAA!" / "NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T"</span><br /> Kadang-kadang terasa, kadang-kadang tidak. Membutuhkan banyak kesabaran dan kontrol otot.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER RITUAL</span><br /> Boker ini dilaksanakan pada waktu yang sama setiap hari. Kekacauan jadwal dapat mengakibatkan hal-hal yang tidak diinginkan, Bom Boker dan Boker Kaget misalnya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKAI ILUSI</span><br /> Tokai yang ramping dan panjang yang dengan sedemikian rupa menggulung dan membentuk posisi yang menakutkan - umumnya tidak berbahaya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER OLIMPIADE</span><br /> Rasa boker yang amat sangat yang tiba-tiba muncul beberapa saat saja sebelum pertandingan / kompetisi dimana anada ikut serta di dalamnya.<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOKER KADALUWARSA</span><br /> Tokai yang sudah ada di ujung pantat ditahan selama 3-7 hari. Hal ini dikarenakan situasi yang tidak memungkinkan untuk boker, misalnya wc yang jorok atau harus boker di kali (BOKER 'KEMBALI KE ALAM/ BACK ,biasanya para praktikan menggunakan obat seperti imodium, diatabs & norit<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />

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Dunia ini memang kecil !

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: "times"; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">J</span>ika populasi bumi berkurang hingga menjadi sebuah desa dengan hanya 100 orang penduduk, seperti apakah profil desa kecil yang beragam ini, jika seluruh <a href="http://tanyakenapa.blogspot.com/2006/06/banyakan-mana-di-dunia-ini-laki-ato.html">perhitungan rasio kependudukan</a> dianggap masih berlaku ?<br /> <br /> Philip M Harter MD dari Fakultas Kedokteran Stanford University mencoba menemukan jawaban atas pertanyaan ini. Berdasarkan analisanya, desa kecil bumi akan Terdiri dari :<br /> 57 orang Asia<br /> 21 orang Eropa....<br /> <br /> 14 orang berasal dari belahan bumi sebelah barat<br /> 8 orang Afrika<br /> <br /> 52 perempuan<br /> 48 laki-laki<br /> <br /> 80 bukan kulit putih<br /> 20 kulit putih<br /> <br /> 89 heteroseksual<br /> 11 homoseksual</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 300px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 300px;"> <img height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4y3veXOR3lmrlQ22nGOAi4sjl8_BgZMZxRWF3ugJmjxRDnuOR5Ax_fKBh2kx1kWyg_j3BMJYuuPFDTQg3pFxodWCE1QQx9namGf4JqP_pOhqYmqWQosZeu2e-A68Hbu6lw4Ta/s1600/iasw.png" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="300" />dunia yang kecil....</div> </center> <br /> <br /> 6 orang memiliki 59% dari seluruh kekayaan bumi, dan keenam orang tersebut seluruhnya berasal dari US<br /> 80 orang tinggal di rumah-rumah yang tidak memenuhi standard<br /> 70 orang tidak dapat membaca<br /> 50 orang menderita kekurangan gizi<br /> 1 orang hampir meninggal<br /> 1 orang sedang hamil<br /> 1 orang memiliki latar belakang perguruan tinggi<br /> 1 orang memiliki komputer<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Marilah kita merenungkan analisa Hartner dan Mulai berpikir hal-hal sbb :</span><br /> <br /> * Jika anda tinggal di rumah yang baik,memiliki banyak makanan dan dapat membaca, anda adalah bagian dari kelompok terpilih.<br /> * Jika anda memiliki rumah yang baik, makanan, dapat membaca dan memiliki komputer, anda bagian dari kelompok elit<br /> * Jika anda bangun pagi ini dan merasa sehat, <a href="http://wisbenbae.blogspot.com/2006/05/rahasia-harta-dan-rezeki.html">anda lebih beruntung </a>dari jutaan orang yang mungkin tidak akan dapat bertahan hidup minggu ini<br /> * Jika anda tidak pernah merasakan bahaya perang, kesepian karena dipenjara, kesakitan karena penyiksanaan, atau kelaparan, anda berada selangkah lebih maju dibandingkan 500 juta orang di dunia<br /> <br /> * Jika anda dapat menghadiri pertemuan keagamaan atau politik tanpa merasa takut akan dilecehkan,ditangkap,disiksa, atau mati, anda beruntung,karena lebih dari 3 milyar orang di dunia tidak dapat melakukannya<br /> <br /> * Jika anda memiliki makanan di lemari pendingin, baju-baju di lemari pakaian, dan memiliki atap yang menaungi tempat anda beristirahat, anda lebih kaya dari 75% penduduk di dunia ini.<br /> <br /> * Jika anda memiliki uang di bank, di dompet, dan mampu membelanjakan sebagian uang untuk menikmati hidangan di restoran, anda merupakan anggota dari 8% kelompok orang-orang kaya di dunia<br /> <br /> * Jika orang tua anda masih hidup dan menikmat bahagianya kehidupan pernikahan mereka, maka anda termasuk salah satu dari kelompok orang yang dikategorikan langka, terutama di US<br /> <br /> * Jika anda mampu menegakkan kepala dengan senyuman di bibir dan merasa benar-benar bahagia, anda memiliki keistimewaan tersendiri, karena sebagian besar orang tidak memperoleh kenikmatan tersebut<br /> * Jika anda dapat memegang tangan seseorang, merangkul orang lain atau menepukkan tangan ke bahu seseorang, anda adalah orang yang diberkati, karena dapat menawarkan sentuhan penyembuhan<br /> * Jika anda dapat membaca pesan ini, anda baru saja menerima karunia ganda, karena seseorang memikirkan anda, dan anda jauh lebih beruntung dibandingkan lebih dari 2 milyar orang yang tidak dapat membaca sama sekali<br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Semoga anda menikmati hari yang indah.</span><br /> Hitunglah karunia keberuntungan anda, dan kirimkan pesan ini kepada orang lain untuk mengingatkan bahwa sebenarnya, kita adalah orang-orang yang beruntung.</div> <br />

Dunia ini memang kecil !

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ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

<div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="250" src="http://askcheyb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/romantic-book.jpg" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<br /> A woman has the last word in any argument.<br /> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /> <br /> COMPREHENSION<br /> There are 2 times when <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">a man</a> doesn't understand <a href="http://mamatmimit.blogspot.com/">a woman</a>--before marriage and after marriage. ....<br /> <br /> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS<br /> Smart man + smart woman = romance<br /> Smart man + dumb woman = affair<br /> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<br /> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /> <br /> OFFICE ARITHMETIC<br /> Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br /> Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br /> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br /> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<br /> <br /> SHOPPING MATH<br /> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br /> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<br /> <br /> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<br /> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br /> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br /> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /> <br /> HAPPINESS<br /> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br /> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<br /> <br /> MEMORY<br /> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.<br /> <br /> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<br /> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br /> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</div>

ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

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Goyang Dombret

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width="640" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Bintang pujaan masa kini, <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">Brad Pitt</a>, suatu malam pergi ke diskotik. Entah mengapa dia tidak langsung melantai, cuma duduk-duduk saja.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Temen-temennya tidak sabar, lalu membujuk-bujuk dia > > supaya turun. "Ayo turun ... ayo goyang dong Brad."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Ajakan yang dikatakan berulang-ulang itu didengar oleh seorang produser lagu dangdut dari Indonesia yang kebetulan sedang berkunjung juga ke situ.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Kalimat ajakan itu akhirnya menjadi ilham terciptanya lagu dangdut yang kini sangat populer di Indonesia :</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> GOYANG DOMBRET.</div>

Goyang Dombret

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Rahasia Harta dan Rezeki

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: "times"; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">I</span>nilah yang paling sering diributkan diantara kalian. Padahal semua yang kalian nikmati, bahkan tubuh kalian adalah milikKu.<br /> <br /> Dan sebaik-baiknya kamu belanjakan hartaKu adalah dengan mengingatnya bahwa itu milikku. Maka kamu tidak pernah akan merasa kehilangan harta itu.....<br /> <br /> <br /> Pernahkah kamu bersedekah dengan uangmu? Maka dengan demikian kau akan terus kehilangan uangmu.<br /> <br /> Inilah yang paling sering diributkan diantara kalian. Padahal semua yang kalian nikmati, bahkan tubuh kalian adalah milikKu.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqxBD3PA2euf1HEXi_K5qUMMQsAFUqW_a-lJrE-SloPQAbzIrW9dC-LqPwhqRfb9e1HNHv1MZ1O6H1FQHpAgGySvIzcvNpn01Q2tAEZkziAGamEFT5d4r0G4yT7Uy45FM2cAK7zA/s640/rahasia-rezeki-keluarga-melimpah.jpg" width="640" /></div> <center> </center> <br /> Aku cukupkan selalu pada mereka yang dengan riang gembira membelanjakan uangKu. Aku tambahkan diatasnya setumpuk biji kurma yang lezat untuk<br /> menambahkan kenikmatan atas mereka yang menggunakan hartaKu.<br /> <br /> Tahukah kamu apa itu rezeki?<br /> <br /> Rezeki adalah hanya bagi orang-orang yang paling dekat denganKu. Yaitu dengan kutiadakan keinginan-keinginan mereka, maka sesunguhnya itu rezeki yang paling tinggi atas mereka.<br /> <br /> Kuciptakan sebagian kalian menjadi kutub bagi sebagian yang lain, agar kalian saling belajar tentang AKu.Sesungguhnya hanya Aku yang bisa menuntun kalian ke jalan yang lebih tinggi.<br /> <br /> Sesungguhnya hanya Aku yang bisa menuntun kalian ke jalan yang lebih tinggi.

Rahasia Harta dan Rezeki

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MATHEMATICS WORLD....

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">R</span>OMANCE MATHEMATICS<br />Smart <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">man</a> + smart <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">woman</a> = romance<br />Smart man + <a href="http://mimitmamat.blogspot.com/">dumb woman</a> = affair<br /><a href="http://alonesutanto.blogspot.com/">Dumb man</a> + smart woman = marriage<br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /><br />OFFICE ARITHMETIC<br />Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br />Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br />Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br />Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime....</div> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 225px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="200" src="http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/mathematics/tree.gif" style="border: 10px solid purple;" width="250" />MAthematics....</div> </center><br /> .<br /> SHOPPING MATH<br /> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br /> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<br /> <br /> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<br /> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br /> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br /> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /> <br /> HAPPINESS<br /> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br /> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand<br /> her at all.<br /> <br /> LONGEVITY<br /> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more<br /> willing to die.<br /> <br /> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<br /> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br /> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<br /> <br /> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<br /> A woman has the last word in any argument.<br /> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /> <br /> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:<br /> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,<br /> telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to<br /> them at funerals<br /> <br />

MATHEMATICS WORLD....

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Miss World Final Question !

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">M</span>s.USA<br /> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.<br /> (Applause! Applause!)....powered by : wisben.com/news<br /> <br /> <br /> *Ms.SPAIN<br /> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull).<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.<br /> (Applause! Applause!)<br /> <br /> *Ms.PHILIPPINES<br /> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.<br /> (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)</div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center;"> <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--J5kD031QXc/T3LIa7YBV4I/AAAAAAAAA6g/6OFN_zzjeNQ/s1600/south-africa-miss-world-2008-12-13-15-3-6.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" /><br /> Naked Miss World....</div> </center><br /> <br /> *Ms.IRAN<br /> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.<br /> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br /> <br /> *Ms.INDIA<br /> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms India: Because it works day and night.<br /> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br /> <br /> *Ms.MALAYSIA<br /> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.<br /> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br /> <br /> *Ms.SINGAPORE<br /> Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br /> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (afraid to lose).<br /> Question: How can you say so?<br /> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.<br /> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br /> <br />

Miss World Final Question !

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Crazy Singaporean !

<br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 242px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img src="http://w1.nst.com.my/polopoly_fs/1.34542.1326989866!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_454/image.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Ah beng....chronologically</div> </center> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">W</span>hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?<br /> Because below 18 not allowed Lah !<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.<br /> Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "Yes !"<br /> Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> <br /> Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a <a href="http://lowongankarir.blogspot.com/">job</a>.<br /> He supplied the information for the columns on Name,<br /> Age, Address etc.<br /> Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected" He is not<br /> sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.<br /> Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."<br /> Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"<br /> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo<br /> flask.<br /> Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."<br /> Boss : "What does it do ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Boss : "What do you have in it !?"<br /> Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always<br /> compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because<br /> he thinks his picture is being taken.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Why can't Ah Beng dial 911 ?<br /> Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.<br /> When he encountered some problems.<br /> He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.<br /> Soon after, he became very irritated and called the<br /> computer retailer for support.<br /> Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah but it's<br /> been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me lah ?!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.<br /> The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and<br /> he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring<br /> Lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I<br /> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear Lah"<br /> "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But<br /> ... what happened to the other ear ?"<br /> Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back lah !!!!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.<br /> Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE<br /> BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"<br /> Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."<br /> Ah Beng : "THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on<br /> for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the<br /> finished puzzle to a friend.<br /> "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.<br /> "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.<br /> "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT<br /> IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells<br /> the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE",<br /> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".<br /> The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"<br /> Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">MARRIED</a> Lah"</div>

Crazy Singaporean !

Ah beng....chronologically                                       W hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ? Because below...

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Thank God it's not Sunday....

<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">O</span>ne day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "Why so glum?"<br /> The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"....<br /> <br /> "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"<br /> "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."<br /> "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"<br /> <br /> </div><br /> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 457px;"><img src="http://dirtyscottsdale.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ke43e3y34h34.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="450" />homo....</div></center><br /> <br /> The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."<br /> "You a smoker?" the demon asked.<br /> "You better believe it!"<br /> "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're<br /> already dead, remember?"<br /> "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"<br /> The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."<br /> "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."<br /> "Thursdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.<br /> <br /> You into drugs?"<br /> The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!<br /> You don't mean . . ."<br /> "That's right! Saturday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do<br /> all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"<br /> <br /> "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"<br /> The demon said, "Are you gay?"<br /> "No."<br /> "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Sundays."

Thank God it's not Sunday....

O ne day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "...

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Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

<center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 457px;"><img src="http://z.hubpages.com/u/461059_f520.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="450" />Bollywood babe....</div></center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">1</span>A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.<br /> <br /> 2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.<br /> <br /> 3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation...<br /> <br /> <br /> 4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance.<br /> <br /> 5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.<br /> <br /> 6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please<br /> forgive me!<br /> <br /> 7.They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing.<br /> <br /> 8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.<br /> <br /> Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies ===============================================<br /> <br /> 1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.<br /> <br /> 2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and be declared dead.<br /> <br /> 3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.<br /> <br /> 4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silver with them to pay for their food.<br /> <br /> 5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.<br /> <br /> 6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.<br /> <br /> 7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div>

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

Bollywood babe.... 1 A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his woun...

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The Importance of Listening....

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 308px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 200px;"> <img height="308" src="http://www.salford.gov.uk/bigear" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="200" />Listening pls....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">L</span>ittle Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in "Passionate Embrace". Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly....<br /><br />"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."<br /><br /><br />Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her.<br />"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go<br />into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."<br /><br />At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,<br />"Johnny, this is such an interesting story,<br />suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.<br />I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."<br /><br />At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and.....<br />"then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."<br /><br />Some times you need to listen to the whole story<br />before you interrupt !!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>

The Importance of Listening....

Listening pls.... L ittle Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car a...

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