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Sibuk pisan ieu teh.... "D upi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina telepon. Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab bar...

rape fishing

. Humor 9:56 AM

rape fishing

let's go fishing babe....!! A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish. The wife liked to r...

10 kesalahpahaman tentang sukses!

. Tombo Ati 4:36 PM

10 kesalahpahaman tentang sukses!

Orang sukses.... K esalahpahaman 1-- Beberapa orang tidak bisa sukses karena latar belakang, pendidikan, dan lain-lain. Padahal, setia...

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Extracted from : Ten In-Demand Job Skills by James C. Gonyea As everyone who has held a job eventually learns, your future career prospects depend on theskills you have to offer an employer. And those workers with skills that are in demand are the ones who get the job.The skills you should develop depend upon your interests, abilities and aptitudes, resources and career goals. But, with uncertain economic times ahead, it's important to look at the skills that will be useful in advancing your career. Here are 10 skills that the US Department of Labor says are on employers' wish lists. 1.. Problem-Solving Skills Many of the tasks we face each day in our personal and business lives are complex in nature. People who can identify problems, research solutions and make effective decisions are increasingly desired in such fields as business administration, management consulting, public administration, science, medicine and engineering. 2.. Vocational-Technical Skills Today, technology is advanced in all areas of human endeavor. Installation, testing and repair of most electrical, electronic and mechanical equipment in fields such as engineering, telecommunications, automotive, transportation and aerospace requires people with advanced vocational-technical skills. 3.. Human Relations Skills All companies with more than one employee face inevitable problems dealing with how people interact with each other. Often, the success of a company depends upon how well people can work together. It is the job of human resource managers, personnel officers, department managers and administrators to understand the needs of workers and how best to meet those needs within the confines of the employment environment. 4.. Computer Programming Skills Understanding how to harness a computer's power and program it to meet the specific needs of a particular company can dramatically increase your employment opportunities. Specific languages most in demand today include C++, Java, HTML, Visual Basic, Unix and SQL Server. 5.. Teaching-Training Skill Our modern society develops and collects more new data in a day than our ancestors did in a year. As a result, there will continue to be a demand for people with teaching and training skills in the fields of education, social services, management consulting and commerce. 6.. Science and Math Skills Great advances are being made daily in the fields of science, medicine and engineering. Bright minds skilled in the sciences and math are needed to meet the challenges of these fields. 7.. Money Management Skills With Americans enjoying a longer life span, it's essential today to carefully plan one's finances to ensure a comfortable life and retirement. Investment brokers and security officers, retirement planners, accountants and CPAs are in continual demand to meet this need. 8.. Information Management Skills In the Age of Information, America now produces information as the basis of its economic system, and individuals who possess the ability to manage information are critical to most businesses. Systems analysts, information technologists, database administrators and telecommunication engineers are examples of people with highly developed information management skills. 9.. Foreign Language Skills America depends upon many nations for raw materials and goods, as well as for global markets for our own goods and services. The ability to speak a foreign language --today's hot ones include Russian, Japanese, Chinese, and German -- can enhance your employment opportunities and compensation. 10.. Business Management Skills The business of America is business! Understanding of how to run a successful company is highly in demand. At the core of these skills is the ability to manage people, systems, resources and finances; to understand the needs of consumers and how to translate those needs into business opportunities.</div>

10 demand job skills

Job skills .... E xtracted from : Ten In-Demand Job Skills by James C. Gonyea As everyone who has held a job eventually learns, your ...

Pancasilo....

. Humor 10:34 AM

Pancasilo....

Buruang Garudo.... T anggal tujuah baleh Mai 1998,diadokan upacaro bandero di Kampuang Nareh Pariaman. Kapala Kampuang kabatulan pai d...

Many moons come....

. 0 Humor 4:39 PM

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<div style="text-align: justify;">This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the tribe's medicine man. 
 
 
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?" 
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months". 
 
After nine months the Indian came back to the village.He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief. He said to the Chief: " Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?" 
 
 
 
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer. 
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come". 
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Many moons come....

The Real Warior.... T his is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the cou...

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

. Humor 4:16 PM

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

henry Ford and His car.... H enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you...

Kerata Basa

. Art, Lifestyle 2:36 PM

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Bapak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman) Batur = embat-embataning tutur Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah Brekat = mak breg diangkat Cangkir = dianggo nyancang pikir Cengkir = kencenging pikir Copet = ngaco karo mepet-mepet Denawa = ngeden hawa (nguja hawa napsu) Desember= gedhe-gedhene sumber Garwa = sigaraning nyawa Gedhang = digeget leh bar madhang Gethuk = yen digeget karo manthuk-manthuk Gerang = segere wis arang Guru = digugu lan ditiru Gusti = bagusing ati Kaji = tekade siji (ngantebi panembahe marang Gusti Allah) Kathok = diangkat sithok-sithok Kodhok = teka-teka ndhodhok Kutang = sikute diutang Krikil = keri ing sikil Kuping = kaku njepiping Kupluk = kaku tur nyempluk Kursi = yen diungkurake banjur isi Ludruk = gulune gela-gelo, sikile gedrag-gedrug Maling = njupuk amale wong sing ora eling Mantu = dieman-eman meksa metu Perawan = yen pepara (lelungan) kudu wayah awan Saru = kasar tur kleru Sekuter = sambi sedheku mlaku banter Sepuh = sabdane ampuh Simah = isining omah Sirah = isining rah Siti = isi bulu bekti Sopir = yen ngaso mampir (ing warung) Sruwal = saru yen nganti uwal Tandur = nata karo mundur Tapa = tatane kaya wong papa Tarub = ditata supaya katon murub (asri) Tayub = ditata supaya katon guyub Tebu = antebing kalbu Tepas = titip napas Tuwa = ngenteni metune nyawa ; untune wia rowa Wanita = wani ing tata Wedang = dianggo gawe kadang Weteng = ruwet tur peteng Ki Brutal Pangupojiwo</div>

Kerata Basa

B apak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman) Batur = embat-embataning tutur Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah B...

Taxi Driver Ballad....

. Humor 8:20 PM

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. he driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window..... For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.</div>

Taxi Driver Ballad....

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. he driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, ...

Hikayat Sopir Taksi

. Humor 2:37 PM

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S etelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi begitu terkejutnya sampai tak sengaja menginjak gas lebih dalam dan hampir saja menabrak mobil lain..... 
 
Akhirnya ia bisa menguasai kemudi dan menghentikan mobilnya di pinggir jalan."Tolong, jangan sekali-sekali melakukan itu lagi," kata sopir taksi dengan wajah pucat dan menahan marah. 
 
"Maaf, saya tidak bermaksud mengejutkan. Saya tidak mengira kalau menyentuh pundak saja bisa begitu mengejutkan Bapak." 
 
"Persoalannya begini, ini hari pertama saya jadi sopir taksi. Bapak juga merupakan penumpang pertama. 
 
"Oh begitu. Terus kok bisa kaget begitu ?" 
 
"Sebelumnya saya adalah sopir mobil jenazah," jelas sopir taksi</div>

Hikayat Sopir Taksi

S etelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi b...

Dasar Perokok

. Humor 6:27 PM

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Alkisah hiduplah seorang puteri cantik PALLMALL namanya dari kerajaan DUNHILL namun sayangnya sang puteri sedang sakit BENTOEL-bentoel sehingga dia malu untuk keluar. Maka sang raja COMMODORE memberi woro-woro untuk menyembuhkan puterinya. Setelah woro-woro di umumkan datanglah seorang pengembara, dia berkata "Hormat Baginda Raja, hamba bernama DJIE SAM SOE, hamba hanyalah seorang pengembara dengan senjata yang orang bilang LUCKY STRIKE tapi hamba tidak datang sendiri Baginda, hamba ditemani sahabat hamba bernama CAPRI yang setia menemani hamba." "Hamba tinggal di GUDANG GARAM, tempat yang jauh dari istana ini dibawah kerajaan MARLBORO country..." sambungnya.... Singkat cerita si pengembara mencoba mengobati sang puteri dengan pengobatan ala DJARUM coklat, "WISMILAK..." ujarnya dan ternyata metode tersebut benar-benar ampuh. Maka bahagialah sang puteri dan raja, untuk menghargai si pengembara sang raja memberi sebuah rumah mewah type BLUE RIBBON di kawasan KANSAS city. Sebuah tempat yang hanya terdapat orang-orang ARDATH yang selalu hidup berfoya-foya, tapi sayang si pengembara menolak pemberian raja. Tolaknya... "Maaf Baginda, hamba tidak bisa menerima pemberian Baginda karena hamba punya PRINSIP untuk selalu membantu siapapun yang membutuhkan pertolongan tanpa pamrih." Ternyata sang raja bisa mengerti maksud DJIE SAM SOE tapi tetap saja Baginda ingin memberikan sebuah penghargaan. Maka berucaplah dia... "Hai... pengembara, aku akan memberimu sebuah bintang STAR MILD sebagai tanda jasamu..." Setelah itu sang raja memberi nasehat... "Memang tak ada manusia yang SAMPOERNA semua hanyalah LONG BEACH belaka yang selalu ingin MORE dari hari ke hari tanpa menghiraukan sesama..." Beberapa hari kemudian setelah kejadian itu si CAPRI berguman pada diri sendiri... "Dasar GENTONG... !!!, wong dikasih rumah mewah seperti MENARA, kok ndak mau... ??? Lantas apa sich maunya dia itu... ??? apa dia mau dikasih SUKUN saja... ??? huh... nggak habis pikir aku... ???"</div>

Dasar Perokok

Alkisah hiduplah seorang puteri cantik PALLMALL namanya dari kerajaan DUNHILL namun sayangnya sang puteri sedang sakit BENTOEL-bentoel seh...

Improvement is started with "I"

. Tombo Ati 2:41 PM

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 Seekor kelinci sedang duduk santai di tepi pantai. Tiba tiba datang seekor rubah jantan besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci itu berkata: "Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci. Yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan ....saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang Rubah jantan merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Sepuluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha rubah dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Sang Kelinci kembali bersantai, sambil memakai kaca mata hitam dan topi pantai. Tiba tiba datang seekor serigala besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci berkata :" Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci, yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang serigala merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Lima belas menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha serigala dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Sang kelinci kembali bersantai, sambil memasang payung pantai dan merebahkan diri diatas pasir. Tiba-tiba datang seekor beruang besar yang hendak memangsanya. Lalu kelinci berkata : "Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci, yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang dan saya yakin saya akan menang." Sang Beruang merasa tertantang, "Di manapun jadi. Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?" Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci. Tiga puluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam setangkai paha beruang dan melahapnya dengan nikmat. Pohon kelapa melambai lambai, lembayung senja sudah tiba, habis sudah waktu bersantai. Sang Kelinci melongok ke dalam lubang kelinci, sambil melambai "Hai, keluar, sudah sore, besok kita teruskan !" Keluarlah seekor harimau dari lubang itu, sangat besar badannya. Sambil menguap Harimau berkata "Kerjasama kita sukses hari ini, kita makan kenyang dan saya tidak perlu berlari mengejar mangsa." NB : Winner selalu berfikir mengenai kerja sama, sementara Looser selalu berfikir bagaimana menjadi tokoh yang paling berjaya. Untuk membentuk ikatan ukhuwah harus ada kerendahan hati dan keikhlasan bekerja sama: (MESKIPUN DENGAN SESEORANG YANG KELIHATANNYA TIDAK LEBIH BAIK DARI KITA ! ) Let's improve our live ... and its begin from "I" as the word first started. </div>