Crazy Singaporean !

<br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 242px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img src="http://w1.nst.com.my/polopoly_fs/1.34542.1326989866!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_454/image.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Ah beng....chronologically</div> </center> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;"> </span><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">W</span>hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?<br /> Because below 18 not allowed Lah !<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.<br /> Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "Yes !"<br /> Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> <br /> Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a <a href="http://lowongankarir.blogspot.com/">job</a>.<br /> He supplied the information for the columns on Name,<br /> Age, Address etc.<br /> Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected" He is not<br /> sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "<br /> <br /> *****<br /> Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.<br /> Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."<br /> Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"<br /> Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"<br /> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo<br /> flask.<br /> Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."<br /> Boss : "What does it do ?"<br /> Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"<br /> Boss : "What do you have in it !?"<br /> Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always<br /> compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because<br /> he thinks his picture is being taken.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Why can't Ah Beng dial 911 ?<br /> Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.<br /> When he encountered some problems.<br /> He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.<br /> Soon after, he became very irritated and called the<br /> computer retailer for support.<br /> Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah but it's<br /> been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me lah ?!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.<br /> The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and<br /> he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring<br /> Lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I<br /> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear Lah"<br /> "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But<br /> ... what happened to the other ear ?"<br /> Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back lah !!!!"<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.<br /> Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE<br /> BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"<br /> Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."<br /> Ah Beng : "THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on<br /> for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the<br /> finished puzzle to a friend.<br /> "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.<br /> "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.<br /> "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT<br /> IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".<br /> <br /> *****<br /> <br /> At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells<br /> the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE",<br /> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".<br /> The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"<br /> Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">MARRIED</a> Lah"</div>

Crazy Singaporean !

Ah beng....chronologically                                       W hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ? Because below...

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Thank God it's not Sunday....

<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">O</span>ne day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "Why so glum?"<br /> The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"....<br /> <br /> "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"<br /> "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."<br /> "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"<br /> <br /> </div><br /> <br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 457px;"><img src="http://dirtyscottsdale.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ke43e3y34h34.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="450" />homo....</div></center><br /> <br /> The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."<br /> "You a smoker?" the demon asked.<br /> "You better believe it!"<br /> "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're<br /> already dead, remember?"<br /> "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"<br /> The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."<br /> "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."<br /> "Thursdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.<br /> <br /> You into drugs?"<br /> The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!<br /> You don't mean . . ."<br /> "That's right! Saturday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do<br /> all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"<br /> <br /> "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"<br /> The demon said, "Are you gay?"<br /> "No."<br /> "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Sundays."

Thank God it's not Sunday....

O ne day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "...

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Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

<center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 457px;"><img src="http://z.hubpages.com/u/461059_f520.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="450" />Bollywood babe....</div></center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">1</span>A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.<br /> <br /> 2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.<br /> <br /> 3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation...<br /> <br /> <br /> 4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance.<br /> <br /> 5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.<br /> <br /> 6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please<br /> forgive me!<br /> <br /> 7.They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing.<br /> <br /> 8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.<br /> <br /> Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies ===============================================<br /> <br /> 1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.<br /> <br /> 2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and be declared dead.<br /> <br /> 3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.<br /> <br /> 4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silver with them to pay for their food.<br /> <br /> 5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.<br /> <br /> 6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.<br /> <br /> 7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div>

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

Bollywood babe.... 1 A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his woun...

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The Importance of Listening....

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 308px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 200px;"> <img height="308" src="http://www.salford.gov.uk/bigear" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="200" />Listening pls....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">L</span>ittle Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in "Passionate Embrace". Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly....<br /><br />"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."<br /><br /><br />Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her.<br />"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go<br />into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."<br /><br />At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,<br />"Johnny, this is such an interesting story,<br />suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.<br />I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."<br /><br />At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and.....<br />"then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."<br /><br />Some times you need to listen to the whole story<br />before you interrupt !!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>

The Importance of Listening....

Listening pls.... L ittle Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car a...

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Visi Seekor Siput....

<br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img src="http://mjohanam.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mystery_snail.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Si Siput....</div> </center> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">D</span>i suatu hari di awal musim semi, seekor siput memulai perjalanannya memanjat sebuah pohon ceri. Beberapa ekor burung di sekitar pohon itu melihat sang siput dengan pandangan aneh.<br /> <br /> "Hei, siput tolol," salah seekor dari mereka mencibir, "pikirmu kemana kamu akan pergi?".<br /> <br /> <br /> "Mengapa kamu memanjat pohon itu?" berkata yang lain,<br /> "Di atas sana tidak ada buah ceri."<br /> <br /> "Pada saat saya tiba di atas," kata si siput, "Pohon<br /> cerinya akan berbuah."<br /> <br /> Renungan:<br /> <br /> Hanya mereka yang berpandangan jauhlah yang melihat keabadian di balik kekosongan. Sedangkan mereka yang awam melihat kekosongan sebagai kesia-siaan. </div>

Visi Seekor Siput....

Si Siput.... D i suatu hari di awal musim semi, seekor siput memulai perjalanannya memanjat sebuah pohon ceri. Beberapa ekor burung ...

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The Meaning of Tragedy....

<center><div style="border: 1px solid red; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; font-size: 100%; font-family: trebuchet ms; width: 400px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwVejcqzaXCxregW79hYPW0d8Nm0pZ_fVmP3QjyFgci6uI5ez-kTeNyDrRMTNZItyP7a5GDJNaXHVOhT3qP1qWX_2LKeM5fAeTfVYzXQdmCteLRbMB0WBYIb9MkZzGRy3R5bYI/s400/tragedy.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="398" />Tragedy....</div></center><br /> <br /> <p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="float:left;font-size:100px;color:red;line-height:80px;padding-top:1px;padding-right:5px;font-family: times;">P</span>resident George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.<br /> <br /> The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."<br /> One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."<br /> "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."<br /> <br /> A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."<br /> "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President.<br /> "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."<br /> <br /> The room goes silent. No other children volunteeer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"<br /> <br /> Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."<br /> <br /> "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"<br /> <br /> "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an<br /> accident, and it certainly would be no great loss<br /> <br /> </p>

The Meaning of Tragedy....

Tragedy.... P resident George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the mi...

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M A R I B E L A J A R !

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 300px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="300" src="http://library.thinkquest.org/17016/study.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Belajar....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">A</span>ku belajar, bahwa orang yang kukira adalah orang yang jahat,<br />justru adalah orang yang membangkitkan semangat hidupku kembali....<br /><br />Aku belajar, bahwa sebaik-baiknya sahabat itu, mereka pasti pernah<br />melukai perasaanku.....dan untuk itu aku harus memaafkannya....<br /><br />Aku belajar, bahwa lingkungan dapat mempengaruhi pribadiku, tapi<br />aku harus bertanggung jawab untuk apa yang telah kulakukan....<br /><br />Aku belajar, bahwa aku punya hak untuk marah, tetapi itu bukan<br />berarti aku harus benci dan berlaku bengis.... </div>

M A R I B E L A J A R !

Belajar.... A ku belajar, bahwa orang yang kukira adalah orang yang jahat, justru adalah orang yang membangkitkan semangat hidupku kem...

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Valentine Poet....

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style="margin-top: 0px;" width="399" /></div> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">M</span>y Darling........<br /> <br /> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss<br /> but I only slept with you because I was pissed<br /> <br /> I thought that I could love no other<br /> Until, that is, I met your brother<br /> <br /> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.<br /> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar<br /> bowl's empty and so is your head.<br /> <br /> Of loving beauty you float with grace<br /> If only you could hide your face<br /> <br /> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot<br /> This describes everything you are not<br /> <br /> I want to feel your sweet embrace<br /> But don't take that paper bag off of your face<br /> <br /> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-<br /> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!<br /> <br /> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:<br /> Marrying you screwed up my life<br /> <br /> I see your face when I am dreaming<br /> That's why I always wake up screaming<br /> <br /> My love you take my breath away<br /> What have you stepped in to smell this way<br /> <br /> My feelings for you no words can tell<br /> Except for maybe "go to hell"<br /> <br /> What inspired this amorous rhyme?<br /> Two parts vodka, one part lime</div>

Valentine Poet....

M y Darling........ Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed I thought that I could ...

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SIBUK

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="376" src="http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/%7Ekittkatt5/images/yellow%20hair%20lady%20busy%20w%20five%20arms.JPG" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Sibuk pisan ieu teh....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">"D</span>upi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina telepon. Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab bari haharewosan.<br /><br />"Aya, tapi nuju sibuk" pokna.<br /><br />"Ari Ibu ?"....<br /><br />"Sami, mamah ge nuju sibuk" ceuk budak bari angger ngaharewos.<br /><br />"Saha deui atuh anu aya didinya ?"<br /><br />"Aya, teteh, pedah sami deuih nuju sibuk" angger ngaharewos.<br /><br />Anu nelepon panasaraneun, "Naha nuju saribuk naon atuh neng ?"<br /><br />"Ih, apanan nuju ameng ucing sumput sareng Neneng".<br /> </div>

SIBUK

Sibuk pisan ieu teh.... "D upi Bapa na aya kitu ?" ceuk sora dina telepon. Saurang budak anu narima eta telepon ngajawab bar...

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rape fishing

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="376" src="http://www.mainattraction.org/images/main-attraction-fishing.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />let's go fishing babe....!!</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">A</span>couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish. The wife liked to read.One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and took a nap.<br /><br />Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat, with all its fishing gear on board, and read her book on the<br />tranquil lake. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book....<br /><br /><br />Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said,<br />"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"<br />"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, Isn't it obvious?<br />"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.<br />"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"<br />"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."<br />"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.<br />"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.<br />"Yes, that's true," she replied, "But you do have all the equipment." </div>

rape fishing

let's go fishing babe....!! A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish. The wife liked to r...

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10 kesalahpahaman tentang sukses!

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="376" src="http://www.sukses-solutions.co.uk/images/juggle.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />Orang sukses....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">K</span>esalahpahaman 1--<br />Beberapa orang tidak bisa sukses karena latar belakang, pendidikan, dan lain-lain. Padahal, setiap orang dapat meraih keberhasilan. Ini hanya bagaimana mereka menginginkannya, kemudian melakukan sesuatu untuk mencapainya....<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 2--<br />Orang-orang yang sukses tidak melakukan kesalahan. Padahal, orang-orang sukses itu justru melakukan kesalahan sebagaimana kita semua pernah lakukan Namun, mereka tidak melakukan kesalahan itu untuk kedua kalinya.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 3--<br />Agar sukses, kita harus bekerja lebih dari 60 jam (70, 80, 90...) seminggu. Padahal, persoalannya bukan terletak pada lamanya anda bekerja. Tetapi bagaimana anda dapat melakukan sesuatu yang benar.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 4--<br />Anda hanya bisa sukses bila bermain sesuatu dengan aturan. Padahal, siapakah yang membuat aturan itu? Setiap situasi membutuhkan cara yang berbeda. Kadang-kadang kita memang harus mengikuti aturan, tetapi di saat lain andalah yang membuat aturan itu.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 5--<br />Jika anda selalu meminta bantuan, anda tidak sukses. Padahal, sukses jarang sekali terjadi di saat-saat vakum. Justru, dengan mengakui dan menghargai bantuan orang lain dapat membantu keberhasilan anda. Dan, sesungguhnya ada banyak sekali orang semacam itu.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 6--<br />Diperlukan banyak keberuntungan untuk sukses. Padahal, hanya dibutuhkan sedikit keberuntungan. Namun, diperlukan banyak kerja keras, kecerdasan, pengetahuan, dan penerapan.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> Kesalahpahaman 7--<br />Sukses adalah bila anda mendapatkan banyak uang. Padahal, uang hanya satu saja dari begitu banyak keuntungan yang diberikan oleh kesuksesan. Uang pun bukan jaminan kesuksesan anda.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 8--<br />Sukses adalah bila semua orang mengakuinya. Padahal, anda mungkin dapat meraih lebih banyak orang dan pengakuan dari orang lain atas apa yang anda lakukan. Tetapi, meskipun hanya anda sendiri yang mengetahuinya, anda tetaplah sukses.<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 9--<br />Sukses adalah tujuan. Padahal, sukses lebih dari sekedar anda bisa meraih tujuan dan goal anda. Katakan bahwa anda menginginkan keberhasilan, maka ajukan pertanyaan "atas hal apa?"<br /><br />Kesalahpahaman 10--<br />Saya sukses bila kesulitan saya berakhir. Padahal, anda mungkin sukses, tapi anda bukan Tuhan. Anda tetap harus melalui jalan yang naik turun sebagaimana anda alami di masa-masa lalu. Nikmati saja apa yang telah anda raih dan hidup setiap hari sebagaimana adanya.<br /><br />Sumber: diadaptasi dari <span style="font-weight: bold;">"The Top 10 Misconceptions About</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Success"</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">Jim M. Allen. </span>CoachJim.com.<br /></div>

10 kesalahpahaman tentang sukses!

Orang sukses.... K esalahpahaman 1-- Beberapa orang tidak bisa sukses karena latar belakang, pendidikan, dan lain-lain. Padahal, setia...

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10 demand job skills

<br /> <center> <div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 266px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 337px;"> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglOTg5W2nm6ZTXv4SrwI-oDQO2rW-wiJrD_H1NJ69vl2uB8c1HxVmnOj5ECPbkk4hP99i5oZAalJeIvd4GXd6sduckACf94-sL0Nc5DImsRxHOrMNjgViAnjWSuW0Es3fMM-MmfQ/s1600/sdas.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="337" />Job skills ....</div> </center> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: "times"; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">E</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">xtracted from :</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Ten In-Demand Job Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">by James C. Gonyea</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">As everyone who has held a job eventually learns, your</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> future career </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">prospects depend on the</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">skills you have to offer an employer. And those </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">workers with skills that are </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">in demand are the ones who </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">get the job.</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">The skills you should develop depend upon your</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> interests, abilities and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">aptitudes, resources and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">career goals. But, with uncertain economic times </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">ahead, it's important to </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">look at the skills that </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">will be useful in advancing your career. Here are 10 </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">skills that the US </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Department of Labor says </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">are on employers' wish lists.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">1.. Problem-Solving Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Many of the tasks we face each day in our personal and</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> business lives are </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">complex in nature. </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">People who can identify problems, research solutions </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">and make effective</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> decisions are increasingly </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">desired in such fields as business administration, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">management consulting, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">public administration, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">science, medicine and engineering.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">2.. Vocational-Technical Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Today, technology is advanced in all areas of human </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">endeavor. Installation, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">testing and repair </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">of most electrical, electronic and mechanical </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">equipment in fields such as </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">engineering, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">telecommunications, automotive, transportation and</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> aerospace requires people </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">with advanced </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">vocational-technical skills.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">3.. Human Relations Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">All companies with more than one employee face </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">inevitable problems dealing </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">with how people </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">interact with each other. Often, the success of a </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">company depends upon how </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">well people can work </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">together. It is the job of human resource managers, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">personnel officers, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">department managers and</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> administrators to understand the needs of workers and</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> how best to meet those </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">needs within the confines of </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">the employment environment.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">4.. Computer Programming Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Understanding how to harness a computer's power and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">program it to meet the </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">specific needs of a </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">particular company can dramatically increase your </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">employment opportunities. </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Specific languages </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">most in demand today include C++, Java, HTML, Visual </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Basic, Unix and SQL </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Server.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">5.. Teaching-Training Skill</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Our modern society develops and collects more new data </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">in a day than our </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">ancestors did in a </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">year. As a result, there will continue to be a demand </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">for people with </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">teaching and training skills </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">in the fields of education, social services, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">management consulting and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">commerce.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">6.. Science and Math Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Great advances are being made daily in the fields of </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">science, medicine and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">engineering. Bright </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">minds skilled in the sciences and math are needed to </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">meet the challenges of </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">these fields.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">7.. Money Management Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">With Americans enjoying a longer life span, it's </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">essential today to </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">carefully plan one's </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">finances to ensure a comfortable life and retirement. </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Investment brokers and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">security officers, </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">retirement planners, accountants and CPAs are in </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">continual demand to meet </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">this need.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">8.. Information Management Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">In the Age of Information, America now produces </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">information as the basis of </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">its economic </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">system, and individuals who possess the ability to </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">manage information are </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">critical to most businesses. </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Systems analysts, information technologists, database </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">administrators and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">telecommunication </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">engineers are examples of people with highly developed </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">information </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">management skills.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">9.. Foreign Language Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">America depends upon many nations for raw materials </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">and goods, as well as </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">for global markets </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">for our own goods and services. The ability to speak a </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">foreign language --</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">today's hot ones include </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">Russian, Japanese, Chinese, and German -- can enhance </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">your employment </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">opportunities and</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> compensation.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">10.. Business Management Skills</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">The business of America is business! Understanding of </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">how to run a </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">successful company is </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">highly in demand. At the core of these skills is the </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">ability to manage</span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;"> people, systems, resources and </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">finances; to understand the needs of consumers and how </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">to translate those </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">needs into business </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms"; font-size: 130%;">opportunities.</span></div>

10 demand job skills

Job skills .... E xtracted from : Ten In-Demand Job Skills by James C. Gonyea As everyone who has held a job eventually learns, your ...

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