Henry Ford and GOD's car....

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="376" src="http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1800-1919/1896-Ford-Quadricycle-Henry-Ford.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />henry Ford and His car....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">H</span><span style="font-size: 130%; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world." As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." .........</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Ford thinks about it, and says, - <span style="font-style: italic;">"I want to hang out with God Himself."</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.<br /><br /> </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Ford then asks God, - <span style="font-style: italic;">"When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God asks, <span style="font-style: italic;">"What do you mean?"</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Well," </span>says Ford, <span style="font-style: italic;">"You have some major design flaws in your invention:</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">1. There's too much front end protrusion.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">3. Maintenance is extremely high.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">6. The rear end wobbles too much.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">8. The headlights are usually too small.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;"><br />Just to name a few."</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Hmmm...,"</span> replies God, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Hold on a minute."</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it.</span> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God then turns to Ford, and says,<span style="font-style: italic;"> "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."</span></span><br /> </span></div>

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

henry Ford and His car.... H enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you...

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