Pancasilo....

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 340px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 348px;"> <img height="340" src="http://enda.goblogmedia.com/images/garuda.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="348" />Buruang Garudo....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">T</span>anggal tujuah baleh Mai 1998,diadokan upacaro bandero di Kampuang Nareh Pariaman. Kapala Kampuang kabatulan pai dipanggi Camat, lalu inspektur upacaro diganti samo Pak....Datuak ( ketua adat ). Singkek carito,mako tibolah saat pembacaan PANCASILO. Tanpa raso gugup Pak datuak narimo teks pancasilo dari ajudannyo lalu dengan lantang pak datuak baco:<br /><br />PANCASILO<br />Ciek...!! BINTANG BASAGI LIMO........<br />( gambar bintang )<br /><br />Duo...!! RANTAI PANGIKEK JAWI ( SAPI).......<br />(rantai pengikat sampi, yakni gambar rantai )<br /><br />Tigo...!! POHON TAMPEK BATADUAH ......(pohon tempat<br />berteduh = gambar pohon beringin)<br /><br />Ampek...!! SANTAPAN DIHARI RAYO ......hidangan lezat<br />dihari-raya = kepala banteng)<br /><br />Limo...!! MAKANAN JO PAMBALUIK LUKO.....( makanan dan<br />pembalut luka alias gambar padi dan kapas )...<br /><br />Mako tabalaklah para pasarto upacaro sambil binguang. Tabukaklah rahasio pak datuak,ternyato pak datuak hanya baco gambar sajo, pak datuak rupanyo indak biso baco.. he he he.<br /><br />Carito ini awak tulih langsuang darirekan awak nan indak biso awak sabuikkan namonyo...<br />Tarimo kasih.<br /> </div>

Pancasilo....

Buruang Garudo.... T anggal tujuah baleh Mai 1998,diadokan upacaro bandero di Kampuang Nareh Pariaman. Kapala Kampuang kabatulan pai d...

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Many moons come....

<center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 50%; background-repeat: repeat; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 350px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 346px;"><img height="350" src="http://www.locogringostudios.com/Indian-Warrior.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="346" />The Real Warior....</div></center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">T</span>his is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the tribe's medicine man.<br /> <br /> <br /> Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"<br /> Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".<br /> <br /> After nine months the Indian came back to the village.He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby. At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief. He said to the Chief: " Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?"<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.<br /> The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come". <br /> </div>

Many moons come....

The Real Warior.... T his is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the cou...

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Henry Ford and GOD's car....

<br /> <center><div style="-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border: 1px solid red; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%; height: 376px; padding: 15px 35px 45px 15px; text-align: center; width: 250px;"> <img height="376" src="http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1800-1919/1896-Ford-Quadricycle-Henry-Ford.jpg" style="border: 10px solid gold;" width="250" />henry Ford and His car....</div> </center><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: red; float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">H</span><span style="font-size: 130%; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world." As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." .........</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Ford thinks about it, and says, - <span style="font-style: italic;">"I want to hang out with God Himself."</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.<br /><br /> </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Ford then asks God, - <span style="font-style: italic;">"When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God asks, <span style="font-style: italic;">"What do you mean?"</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Well," </span>says Ford, <span style="font-style: italic;">"You have some major design flaws in your invention:</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">1. There's too much front end protrusion.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">3. Maintenance is extremely high.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">6. The rear end wobbles too much.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">8. The headlights are usually too small.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;"><br />Just to name a few."</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Hmmm...,"</span> replies God, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Hold on a minute."</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it.</span> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">God then turns to Ford, and says,<span style="font-style: italic;"> "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."</span></span><br /> </span></div>

Henry Ford and GOD's car....

henry Ford and His car.... H enry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you...

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Kerata Basa

<a href="http://www.gifu-net.ed.jp/kyoka/eigo/k-kokusai/asiahome/jjs%20home99/beskap1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.gifu-net.ed.jp/kyoka/eigo/k-kokusai/asiahome/jjs%20home99/beskap1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" /></a><br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="float: left; font-family: times; font-size: 100px; line-height: 80px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 1px;">B</span>apak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman)<br />Batur = embat-embataning tutur<br />Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah<br />Brekat = mak breg diangkat<br />Cangkir = dianggo nyancang pikir<br />Cengkir = kencenging pikir<br />Copet = ngaco karo mepet-mepet<br />Denawa = ngeden hawa (nguja hawa napsu)<br />Desember= gedhe-gedhene sumber<br />Garwa = sigaraning nyawa<br />Gedhang = digeget leh bar madhang<br />Gethuk = yen digeget karo manthuk-manthuk<br />Gerang = segere wis arang<br />Guru = digugu lan ditiru<br />Gusti = bagusing ati<br />Kaji = tekade siji (ngantebi panembahe marang Gusti Allah)<br />Kathok = diangkat sithok-sithok<br />Kodhok = teka-teka ndhodhok<br />Kutang = sikute diutang<br />Krikil = keri ing sikil<br />Kuping = kaku njepiping<br />Kupluk = kaku tur nyempluk<br />Kursi = yen diungkurake banjur isi<br />Ludruk = gulune gela-gelo, sikile gedrag-gedrug<br />Maling = njupuk amale wong sing ora eling<br />Mantu = dieman-eman meksa metu<br />Perawan = yen pepara (lelungan) kudu wayah awan<br />Saru = kasar tur kleru<br />Sekuter = sambi sedheku mlaku banter<br />Sepuh = sabdane ampuh<br />Simah = isining omah<br />Sirah = isining rah<br />Siti = isi bulu bekti<br />Sopir = yen ngaso mampir (ing warung)<br />Sruwal = saru yen nganti uwal<br />Tandur = nata karo mundur<br />Tapa = tatane kaya wong papa<br />Tarub = ditata supaya katon murub (asri)<br />Tayub = ditata supaya katon guyub<br />Tebu = antebing kalbu<br />Tepas = titip napas<br />Tuwa = ngenteni metune nyawa ; untune wia rowa<br />Wanita = wani ing tata<br />Wedang = dianggo gawe kadang<br />Weteng = ruwet tur peteng<br /><br />Ki Brutal Pangupojiwo</div>

Kerata Basa

B apak = bab apa-apa pepak (pepak kawruh lan pengalaman) Batur = embat-embataning tutur Bocah = mangane kaya kebo, pagaweane ora kecacah B...

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