Superman story... . 0 Humor 4:23 PM Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party....He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.faster than a speeding bullet....As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what happened."So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear anything?" and Invisible Man replied, "No! But my ass hurts like hell!" Superman story... S uperman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party.... He called Batman to ask if he wanted... Read more » Posted by .