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ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 
A woman has the last word in any argument. 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
 
COMPREHENSION 
There are 2 times when <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">a man</a> doesn't understand <a href="http://mamatmimit.blogspot.com/">a woman</a>--before marriage and after marriage. .... 
 
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 
Smart man + smart woman = romance 
Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC 
Smart boss + smart employee = profit 
Smart boss + dumb employee = production 
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 
 
SHOPPING MATH 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. 
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
 
HAPPINESS 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 
 
MEMORY 
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</div>

ROMANCE COMPREHENSION

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ...

Goyang Dombret

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Bintang pujaan masa kini, <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">Brad Pitt</a>, suatu malam pergi ke diskotik. Entah mengapa dia tidak langsung melantai, cuma duduk-duduk saja.</div>
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Ajakan yang dikatakan berulang-ulang itu didengar oleh seorang produser lagu dangdut dari Indonesia yang kebetulan sedang berkunjung juga ke situ.</div>
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GOYANG DOMBRET.</div>

Goyang Dombret

Bintang pujaan masa kini, Brad Pitt , suatu malam pergi ke diskotik. Entah mengapa dia tidak langsung melantai, cuma duduk-duduk saja. ...

Rahasia Harta dan Rezeki

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Inilah yang paling sering diributkan diantara kalian. Padahal semua yang kalian nikmati, bahkan tubuh kalian adalah milikKu. 
 
Dan sebaik-baiknya kamu belanjakan hartaKu adalah dengan mengingatnya bahwa itu milikku. Maka kamu tidak pernah akan merasa kehilangan harta itu..... 
 
 
Pernahkah kamu bersedekah dengan uangmu? Maka dengan demikian kau akan terus kehilangan uangmu. 
 
Inilah yang paling sering diributkan diantara kalian. Padahal semua yang kalian nikmati, bahkan tubuh kalian adalah milikKu.</div>
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Aku cukupkan selalu pada mereka yang dengan riang gembira membelanjakan uangKu. Aku tambahkan diatasnya setumpuk biji kurma yang lezat untuk 
menambahkan kenikmatan atas mereka yang menggunakan hartaKu. 
 
Tahukah kamu apa itu rezeki? 
 
Rezeki adalah hanya bagi orang-orang yang paling dekat denganKu. Yaitu dengan kutiadakan keinginan-keinginan mereka, maka sesunguhnya itu rezeki yang paling tinggi atas mereka. 
 
Kuciptakan sebagian kalian menjadi kutub bagi sebagian yang lain, agar kalian saling belajar tentang AKu.Sesungguhnya hanya Aku yang bisa menuntun kalian ke jalan yang lebih tinggi. 
 
Sesungguhnya hanya Aku yang bisa menuntun kalian ke jalan yang lebih tinggi.

Rahasia Harta dan Rezeki

I nilah yang paling sering diributkan diantara kalian. Padahal semua yang kalian nikmati, bahkan tubuh kalian adalah milikKu. Dan sebaik-...

MATHEMATICS WORLD....

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart <a href="http://koeaingpisan.blogspot.com/">man</a> + smart <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">woman</a> = romance Smart man + <a href="http://mimitmamat.blogspot.com/">dumb woman</a> = affair <a href="http://alonesutanto.blogspot.com/">Dumb man</a> + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime....</div>
 
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<img height="200" src="http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/mathematics/tree.gif" style="border: 10px solid purple;" width="250" />MAthematics....</div>
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SHOPPING MATH 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. 
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
 
HAPPINESS 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand 
her at all. 
 
LONGEVITY 
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more 
willing to die. 
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 
 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 
A woman has the last word in any argument. 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
 
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: 
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, 
telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to 
them at funerals

MATHEMATICS WORLD....

R OMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dum...

Miss World Final Question !

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Ms.USA 
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. 
(Applause! Applause!)....powered by : wisben.com/news 
 
 
*Ms.SPAIN 
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull). 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 
(Applause! Applause!) 
 
*Ms.PHILIPPINES 
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 
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Naked Miss World....</div>
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*Ms.IRAN 
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
 
*Ms.INDIA 
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms India: Because it works day and night. 
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) 
 
*Ms.MALAYSIA 
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
 
*Ms.SINGAPORE 
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (afraid to lose). 
Question: How can you say so? 
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Miss World Final Question !

M s.USA Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America a...

Crazy Singaporean !

. Humor 10:43 AM

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                   Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ? 
Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! 
 
***** 
 
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. 
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" 
Salesgirl : "Yes !" 
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please " 
 
***** 
 
 
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a <a href="http://lowongankarir.blogspot.com/">job</a>. 
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, 
Age, Address etc. 
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected" He is not 
sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes " 
 
***** 
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object. 
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?" 
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask." 
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?" 
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" 
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it" 
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo 
flask. 
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?" 
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask." 
Boss : "What does it do ?" 
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" 
Boss : "What do you have in it !?" 
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream" 
 
***** 
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always 
compares it with the original for spelling mistakes. 
 
***** 
 
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because 
he thinks his picture is being taken. 
 
***** 
 
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911 ? 
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone. 
 
***** 
 
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. 
When he encountered some problems. 
He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. 
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the 
computer retailer for support. 
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah but it's 
been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me lah ?!" 
 
***** 
 
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. 
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and 
he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring 
Lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I 
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear Lah" 
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But 
... what happened to the other ear ?" 
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back lah !!!!" 
 
***** 
 
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator. 
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE 
BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" 
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..." 
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE. 
 
***** 
 
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on 
for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the 
finished puzzle to a friend. 
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. 
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims. 
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT 
IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS". 
 
***** 
 
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells 
the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE", 
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE". 
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" 
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, <a href="http://fitrizen.blogspot.com/">MARRIED</a> Lah"</div>

Crazy Singaporean !

Ah beng....chronologically W hy did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ? Because below...

Thank God it's not Sunday....

. 0 Humor 11:29 AM

<div style="text-align: justify;">One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "Why so glum?" 
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!".... 
 
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" 
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." 
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" 
 
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The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." 
"You a smoker?" the demon asked. 
"You better believe it!" 
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're 
already dead, remember?" 
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" 
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." 
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." 
"Thursdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. 
 
You into drugs?" 
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! 
You don't mean . . ." 
"That's right! Saturday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do 
all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" 
 
"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" 
The demon said, "Are you gay?" 
"No." 
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Sundays."

Thank God it's not Sunday....

O ne day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "...

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

. 0 Entertainment, Lifestyle 10:07 AM

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<div style="text-align: justify;">1A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds. 
 
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain. 
 
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation... 
 
 
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance. 
 
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth. 
 
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please 
forgive me! 
 
7.They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing. 
 
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all at the same time without being out of breath. 
 
Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies =============================================== 
 
1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan. 
 
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and be declared dead. 
 
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses. 
 
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silver with them to pay for their food. 
 
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are. 
 
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head. 
 
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots) 
 
 
 
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Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

Bollywood babe.... 1 A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his woun...

The Importance of Listening....

. Tombo Ati 9:56 AM

The Importance of Listening....

Listening pls.... L ittle Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car a...

Visi Seekor Siput....

. Tombo Ati 5:30 PM

Visi Seekor Siput....

Si Siput.... D i suatu hari di awal musim semi, seekor siput memulai perjalanannya memanjat sebuah pohon ceri. Beberapa ekor burung ...

The Meaning of Tragedy....

. 0 Humor, Tombo Ati 4:51 PM

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President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. 
 
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." 
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." 
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." 
 
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." 
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. 
"That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." 
 
The room goes silent. No other children volunteeer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" 
 
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." 
 
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?" 
 
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an 
accident, and it certainly would be no great loss