I am Peter 'Stuyvesant'.
I have two friends, 'Benson and Hedges'.
I came from the city of 'Marlboro'.
In the 'Salem' high country.....
I always carry a 'Mild Seven'.
I rode on a 'White Horse'.
Going to 'Kingsway' in 'Kent'.
It was 'Lucky Strike' I fell in love.
With the daughter of 'Master Duke'
Her name was 'YSL'.
We got married by 'Perillys', the priest.
We checked in at the house of 'Dunhill'.
And booked into room number '555'.
I laid her on the bed made of 'Gold Leaf'.
I played with her two 'Matterhorns'.
When I poked in my 'Rothmans King Size'
She cried in delight, "You are a 'Rough Rider'!!!"
You are riding like a mad 'Camel'.
When I asked her if she is satisfied,
She answered, "I want 'More'!!!"